I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
Listening to The Who Won't Fooled Again
We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"He must be a king."
"How do you know?"
"He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"
He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.
"All you're doing is listening to what I say to tell me I'm wrong!"
I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
My Wife Constantly Asks If I’m Listening to What She’s Saying
Such a weird way to start a conversation.
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
I've been listening to Pink Floyd for an hour.
I think I'll skip to track 2 now.
I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside
I guess she is more of a house cat
I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.
I feel he isn't fawned of them.
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
My friend was listening to Chinese rap.
My wife says I've been listening to a lot of 80s rock recently
I was just sitting on the couch when my friend tells me, “your not even listening to me.”
I thought that’s a very weird way to start a conversation.
My wife said she wants me to stop listening to Wonderwall…
I’m getting tired of listening to my military friend talk about using UAVs...
He just drones on and on.
Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots
My wife looked at me the other day and said “You’re not listening to anything I’ve said!”
I said to her “There are better ways to start a conversation.”
I love listening to the can-can
Everytime it finishes, I turn it Offenbach on again
What do whales enjoy listening to?
You know what type of music I’ve been listening to during quarantine?
My wife just complained I wasn’t listening and walked out of the room
Weird way to start a conversation.
I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?".
I'm not 'Listening To Me', I'm Dad!
Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?
Why do anti vaxxers avoid listening to Queen?
I started listening to Metallica a few days ago, and guess what.
Nothing else matters anymore. Sad, but true.
A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.
I herd it with my own ears.
I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.
I think I have a Cocaine addiction.
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
Girl asked me to stop listening to Wonderwall.
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
Listening to my music in 4k
So I was listening to old Dolly Parton albums and this happened
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
I was listening to the radio...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
My daughter yelled: "Dad, are you even listening!?"
I thought it was a very weird way to start a conversation.
My wife asked me to stop listening to Oasis
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
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