Ear pun

I've never seen the inside of my ears...

But I've heard good things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropixs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears

Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What do you call a bear with no ear?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I had a terrible fight with my left ear.

And that was the last time I heard from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pifgig
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?

It doesn't matter he won't hear you

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.

I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.

Edit: corrected an udder failure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Edit: Thank you for hugz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slinkadynk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory

I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I'm all ears.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/regular-visitor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you do when your ears are ringing?

You answer them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EDP458
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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How many ears does Spok have?

Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bowmbaclott
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why did the ear of corn call the cops?

She was getting stalked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karathros
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Big ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chilly_iguana
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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B without ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdramanuj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why did the ear itchiness keep coming back after being scratched?

It was Earitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOOB101007II
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes

I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My daughter got two-by-four plank ear adornments.

Is this a new trend, girls getting studs in their ears?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What sound does a bear without a ear make?

Bzzz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheR3dWizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.

We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on. Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear. The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine. How can you tell we asked. Cos mine had a pencil behind it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Give me some feedback- I'm all b-ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?

Because he wanted to give it a wax job.

My dad came up with this joke when he was little and he thinks it will go viral.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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*Wakes up with ear infection*

Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?

A traveling mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plain-Zebra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.

The doctor said: β€œI can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far

Lobe low, dude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linedshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Hi ears I'm dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jarne004
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.

His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a bear without an ear?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MudComplete
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?

b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call a bear with no ear?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeafbadger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

Well, he has a Left Ear , a Right Ear and A Final Front Ear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What are Bears without ears?

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B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?

A Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayQnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Its a buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poojabber84
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

His left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call Bears without ears

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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How many ears do Star Trek captains have?

3

A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.

The doctor says: β€œI can tell right away that you’re not eating right”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveThyLoki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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