Ear pun
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since Iβm neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do you call a bear with no ear?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I had a terrible fight with my left ear.
And that was the last time I heard from it.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?
It doesn't matter he won't hear you
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, thatβs weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess thatβs what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
Edit: Thank you for hugz!
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My Halloween costume - Iβm a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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︎ Oct 31 2020
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I'm all ears.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What do you do when your ears are ringing?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why did the ear of corn call the cops?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Big ears
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︎ Sep 26 2020
B without ears
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Why did the ear itchiness keep coming back after being scratched?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasnβt sure she could anvil it.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My daughter got two-by-four plank ear adornments.
Is this a new trend, girls getting studs in their ears?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What sound does a bear without a ear make?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.
We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on.
Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear.
The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine.
How can you tell we asked.
Cos mine had a pencil behind it!
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Give me some feedback- I'm all b-ears
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
My dad came up with this joke when he was little and he thinks it will go viral.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
*Wakes up with ear infection*
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: βI can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
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︎ Jul 12 2020
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Hi ears I'm dad
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︎ Jun 20 2019
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What do you call a bear without an ear?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you call a bear with no ear?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
How many ears does Spock have?
Well, he has a Left Ear , a Right Ear and A Final Front Ear!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What are Bears without ears?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
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︎ May 12 2020
How many ears does Spock have?
His left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call Bears without ears
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︎ Jun 06 2020
How many ears do Star Trek captains have?
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor says: βI can tell right away that youβre not eating rightβ
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︎ Jul 12 2020
How many ears does Spock have?
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
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︎ Jul 02 2020
How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
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