Tympanic Cavity Puns

Species: cat

Age: 14.5

Sex/Neuter status: spayed female

Breed: European mix

Body weight: 3.5kg

History: past 1.5 months has been treated for constipation and bladder issues (difficulty peeing; cystocentesis done on Nov 16th showed bacteria in urine but leukocytes 2; pH neutral; no crystals; Protein/Creatinine 0.01; bacterial culture was not performed due to veterinarian error; Convenia was given to fight the bacteria). On Thursday Nov 25th she underwent a dental procedure (2 teeth removed: 201/202, and pus drained) and had her ear examined while under anesthesia because she has been showing pain when touching her ear for the past week.

Clinical signs: Pain in ear started a week ago. At first it involved pain when touching the base of her ear in the front, then she started reacting in pain also when touching the base of the ear in the back. After a couple of days she started rubbing at her ear and shaking her head. Today she has discharge in her ear which has also dribbled down a bit onto the fur under her ear. She is currently lying down in bed in a loaf position with her head tilted to the side of the painful ear.

Duration: Ear issue started a week ago, today its worse

Your general location: Europe

Links to test results, X-rays, vet reports etc:

Ear exam on Nov 25th(translated):

Inspection performed of both ear canals while under anesthesia.

Right ear - no redness, no foreign bodies, hair around tympanic membrane, tympanic membrane translucent, milky

Left ear - signs of small amount of inflammatory discharge but ear canal without redness, no foreign bodies, hair present around tympanic membrane, tympanic membrane translucent, milky, but with small visible red vessels, no visible polyps

Xray performed of head (with consideration of external ear canals, middle ear, area of tympanic cavities), in Xray no visible issues -width of both external ear canals normal, no increased density in the canals, both tympanic cavities with air, walls without visible pathology. Closer examination of structures will require CT of head.

Its Sunday so my regular vet is not available. Do my cat's symptoms warrant a visit to an emergency vet today, or can this wait until tomorrow?

UPDATE: Went to the ER vet. Discharge turned out to be pus. We have a treatment plan in place.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Calcium, nickel, neon

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.