PMO is only going to take the joy of life away from you, nothing good!

I am 32 years old man and i've been masturbating probably at the age of 12, i don't even remember the exact age i started. So it's been over 20 years, and not just once a day but 3-4 times or maybe more. You won't even realise how much it takes from your life unless you stop doing it! Anxiety, lack of joy, depression, disconnection with life, i have experienced all, not just mental, it physically affect you too. Just hear me out!

After completing my graduation, i started digital marketing business in 2012 and it's been going really well, i am well settled. But there are many things that went wrong in last 10 years, i have been to a lot of mental trauma, i really don't know where to start as there are hell lot of things i want to express.

2012 was the final year of my engineering, i was already a very under confident guy in college, barely surviving with passing grades, shy around girls, would never make eye contact with people. I was still addicted to PM very much, but as i had to go out for college, masturbation was a bit limited. But as soon as i finished my engineering and started digital marketing business, i started working from home and earning a lot of money, having the best time of my life, but i was also masturbating everyday, multiple time, 4-5 or even more till the time my brain go numb, you can call it over masturbation.

My life took a biggest hit when i was diagnosed with Tinnitus in October 2013, it drove me crazy, i was so disturbed that almost wanted to end my life, as i didn't know how to cope up with it, i was only 23 at that time, it was a drastic change in my life, as just an year ago i started earning very well, it as a big mental shock! But i still didn't stop masturbation as it never came in my mind that i am abusing my body everyday and it tinnitus could be a side effect of it, i know many of you may say, masturbation is not linked with Tinnitus, but imaging doing it over(5-6 times a day), how many studies have done on those guys who are heavily addicted to PMO? So i went into depression, it was one of the worst part of my life, i can't even tell how much depression can eat you from inside, it was the lowest phase of my life, but with time i got over depression, it took me almost 1 years to accept Tinnitus and learn to live with it.

But i was still not able to connect the dots, the mental decline in my life and masturbation as to general audience, it's a widely spread information that masturbation does no harm, it saves you fr

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Cat: is ear pain with discharge an emergency?

Species: cat

Age: 14.5

Sex/Neuter status: spayed female

Breed: European mix

Body weight: 3.5kg

History: past 1.5 months has been treated for constipation and bladder issues (difficulty peeing; cystocentesis done on Nov 16th showed bacteria in urine but leukocytes 2; pH neutral; no crystals; Protein/Creatinine 0.01; bacterial culture was not performed due to veterinarian error; Convenia was given to fight the bacteria). On Thursday Nov 25th she underwent a dental procedure (2 teeth removed: 201/202, and pus drained) and had her ear examined while under anesthesia because she has been showing pain when touching her ear for the past week.

Clinical signs: Pain in ear started a week ago. At first it involved pain when touching the base of her ear in the front, then she started reacting in pain also when touching the base of the ear in the back. After a couple of days she started rubbing at her ear and shaking her head. Today she has discharge in her ear which has also dribbled down a bit onto the fur under her ear. She is currently lying down in bed in a loaf position with her head tilted to the side of the painful ear.

Duration: Ear issue started a week ago, today its worse

Your general location: Europe

Links to test results, X-rays, vet reports etc:

Ear exam on Nov 25th(translated):

Inspection performed of both ear canals while under anesthesia.

Right ear - no redness, no foreign bodies, hair around tympanic membrane, tympanic membrane translucent, milky

Left ear - signs of small amount of inflammatory discharge but ear canal without redness, no foreign bodies, hair present around tympanic membrane, tympanic membrane translucent, milky, but with small visible red vessels, no visible polyps

Xray performed of head (with consideration of external ear canals, middle ear, area of tympanic cavities), in Xray no visible issues -width of both external ear canals normal, no increased density in the canals, both tympanic cavities with air, walls without visible pathology. Closer examination of structures will require CT of head.

Its Sunday so my regular vet is not available. Do my cat's symptoms warrant a visit to an emergency vet today, or can this wait until tomorrow?

UPDATE: Went to the ER vet. Discharge turned out to be pus. We have a treatment plan in place.

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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Geometry sucks
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Great cropping skills
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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For Gotham
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I am addicted to PM from over 20 years, today i am on my longest streak ever!

I am 32 years old man and i've been masturbating probably at the age of 12, i don't even remember the exact age i started. So it's been over 20 years, and not just once a day but 3-4 times or maybe more. You won't even realise how much it takes from your life unless you stop doing it! Anxiety, lack of joy, depression, disconnection with life, i have experienced all, not just mental, it physically affect you too. Just hear me out!

After completing my graduation, i started digital marketing business in 2012 and it's been going really well, i am well settled. But there are many things that went wrong in last 10 years, i have been to a lot of mental trauma, i really don't know where to start as there are hell lot of things i want to express.

2012 was the final year of my engineering, i was already a very under confident guy in college, barely surviving with passing grades, shy around girls, would never make eye contact with people. I was still addicted to PM very much, but as i had to go out for college, masturbation was a bit limited. But as soon as i finished my engineering and started digital marketing business, i started working from home and earning a lot of money, having the best time of my life, but i was also masturbating everyday, multiple time, 4-5 or even more till the time my brain go numb, you can call it over masturbation.

My life took a biggest hit when i was diagnosed with Tinnitus in October 2013, it drove me crazy, i was so disturbed that almost wanted to end my life, as i didn't know how to cope up with it, i was only 23 at that time, it was a drastic change in my life, as just an year ago i started earning very well, it as a big mental shock! But i still didn't stop masturbation as it never came in my mind that i am abusing my body everyday and it tinnitus could be a side effect of it, i know many of you may say, masturbation is not linked with Tinnitus, but imaging doing it over(5-6 times a day), how many studies have done on those guys who are heavily addicted to PMO? So i went into depression, it was one of the worst part of my life, i can't even tell how much depression can eat you from inside, it was the lowest phase of my life, but with time i got over depression, it took me almost 1 years to accept Tinnitus and learn to live with it.

But i was still not able to connect the dots, the mental decline in my life and masturbation as to general audience, it's a widely spread information that masturbation does no harm, it saves you from

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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