"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31
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I had sore throat once

Took me few vicks to recover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29
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At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",

Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic187187
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat

I’ve had a stiff neck all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kapncrutch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj10205
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat

It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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The creator of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibah_sadiq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?

Forget it. It's too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Help! I have food stuck in my throat!

Haha, just choking! Haha, just choking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?

Hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I just got a sore throat.

It's a real pain in the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrymego
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loathespam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you call a horse with a sore throat?

Hoarse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What food is best for a sore throat?

Lamb coughta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.

Turns out he was a neck romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zonecontroljokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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My 12-year-old son said, β€œWhen I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”

I added, β€œ...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?

Your philosophagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mythfanite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.

Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abunchofcliches
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My throat itches
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I went to the doctors today and discovered it was a really cut-throat environment.

Great ENT surgeon though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcsco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.

The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unwoven_Sleeve
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...

... but every time I have it I get coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADogNamedPal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousPotat0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?

I don’t know.

Sir Cough I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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A guy at the poker table was complaining about a sore throat and a couple minutes later says β€œ I hope there’s Halls back at the hotel”.

Me being half baked asked how else would he get to his room?

Awkward silence for about 5 seconds then the dealer starts laughing and then everyone else. I got complimented on my dad joke.

I’m not dad, I’m just baked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craigrets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtman72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that dont give a hoot.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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If you found a pony with a sore throat

Would you say it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XChainsawPandaX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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My 3 year old daughter was diagnosed with strep throat today.

I absent mindedly let her kiss me this evening, so I went and washed my lips and swished some whiskey for good measure. I know its only 35% alcohol, but I figured it was worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bebebebeelzebub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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So my friend told me how saliva worked when it goes down the throat.

Needless to say, a lot of spit went down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milkman-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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"my throat is a little raw."

Eating dinner at my friend's house last night with his family. Their daughter walks in.

"Hey hon, how are you!" -Mom

"Hey! I'm okay. My throat is a little raw." -Daughter

"Well you better cook it." -Dad

I proceeded to laugh out loud while everyone else groaned a little and moved on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_bean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2015
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The inventor of throat lozenges has died...

There will be no coffin at his funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerryAtrick1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What did the soar throat say to the throat lozenge?

You’re killin me halls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumppump202
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Did you hear about the dog who had a sore throat?

He was a little husky.

Inspired by my neighbor’s dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I can't believe my friend got his phone stuck down his throat.

I could ring his neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with gout.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What animal always has mucus in their throat?

Phlegmingos

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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I hate getting french bread stuck in my throat

It's a pain in the neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadToTheBone86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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The man that invented throat lozenges died last week..

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mark_dawsom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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Had a viagara pill get stuck in my throat

Gave me a stiff neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinksnots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What does a Jewish man do when he has a sore throat?

Hebrews tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3athChick3n
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Where do sore throats go to party?

The strep club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrew_pavelik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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You know there's a vegetable which is almost impossible to get stuck in your throat?

Yeah, it's really artichoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicPunz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.

Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Sore throat.

Sitting in a room with my family and my brother has a sore throat. My other brother gets him some lozenges and a few minutes later after it becomes completely silent...

"Man, it's so quiet in here you could hear a cough drop."

Damnit dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fc528e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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So, someone posted something on /r/movies about Val Kilmer being rushed to hospital recently with a throat tumor.....

.....and I posted "Is it Valignant?".....which was then followed by the most downvotes I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lesson learned: keep my puns to this subreddit only!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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Did you hear about the guy that got the Viagra stuck in his throat?

He had a stiff neck for weeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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What does a frog use to get rid of a sore throat?

Ribbitussin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laringar
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week

There was no coffin at the funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneDiversity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raclex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvervandi-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...

There was no coffin at his funeral!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The guy who invented throat lozenges just died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little Horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastur-nate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyGramps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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