"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
The guy who invented throat lozenges just died
There was no "cough-in" at his funeral.
Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse.
I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.
I had to get my tinsels taken out.
I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat
I woke up with a stiff neck
The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!
There’s no cough-in at his funeral.
Having severe throat pain
Must be because Ice-cream a lot.
I had sore throat once
Took me few vicks to recover.
I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat
I’ve had a stiff neck all day
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
Help! I have food stuck in my throat!
Haha, just choking! Haha, just choking!
Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?
Forget it. It's too long.
Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
I just got a sore throat.
It's a real pain in the neck.
What food is best for a sore throat?
My 12-year-old son said, “When I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”
I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”
I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.
Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice
What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?
What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?
I went to the doctors today and discovered it was a really cut-throat environment.
Great ENT surgeon though.
My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.
The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.
I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...
... but every time I have it I get coffee.
What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?
I don’t know.
Sir Cough I guess.
A guy at the poker table was complaining about a sore throat and a couple minutes later says “ I hope there’s Halls back at the hotel”.
Me being half baked asked how else would he get to his room?
Awkward silence for about 5 seconds then the dealer starts laughing and then everyone else. I got complimented on my dad joke.
I’m not dad, I’m just baked.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
The creator of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week
There was no coffin at the funeral
What do you call a horse with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...
There was no coffin at his funeral!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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