"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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The guy who invented throat lozenges just died

There was no "cough-in" at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relton_Waffle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shotintheship
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.

I had to get my tinsels taken out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat

I woke up with a stiff neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!

There’s no cough-in at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Having severe throat pain

Must be because Ice-cream a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wassup369
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I had sore throat once

Took me few vicks to recover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat

I’ve had a stiff neck all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kapncrutch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",

Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic187187
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj10205
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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The creator of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibah_sadiq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat

It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

They'll be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.

Turns out he was a neck romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zonecontroljokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Help! I have food stuck in my throat!

Haha, just choking! Haha, just choking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?

Forget it. It's too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loathespam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?

Hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I just got a sore throat.

It's a real pain in the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrymego
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What food is best for a sore throat?

Lamb coughta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a horse with a sore throat?

Hoarse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My throat itches
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My 12-year-old son said, β€œWhen I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”

I added, β€œ...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.

Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abunchofcliches
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?

Your philosophagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mythfanite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I went to the doctors today and discovered it was a really cut-throat environment.

Great ENT surgeon though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcsco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.

The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unwoven_Sleeve
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...

... but every time I have it I get coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADogNamedPal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?

I don’t know.

Sir Cough I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousPotat0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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A guy at the poker table was complaining about a sore throat and a couple minutes later says β€œ I hope there’s Halls back at the hotel”.

Me being half baked asked how else would he get to his room?

Awkward silence for about 5 seconds then the dealer starts laughing and then everyone else. I got complimented on my dad joke.

I’m not dad, I’m just baked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craigrets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week

There was no coffin at the funeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneDiversity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raclex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvervandi-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...

There was no coffin at his funeral!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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