"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
I had sore throat once
Took me few vicks to recover.
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat
I’ve had a stiff neck all day
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
The creator of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?
Forget it. It's too long.
Help! I have food stuck in my throat!
Haha, just choking! Haha, just choking!
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?
I just got a sore throat.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
What do you call a horse with a sore throat?
What food is best for a sore throat?
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
My 12-year-old son said, “When I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”
I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”
What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?
I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.
Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice
I went to the doctors today and discovered it was a really cut-throat environment.
Great ENT surgeon though.
What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?
My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.
The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.
I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...
... but every time I have it I get coffee.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?
I don’t know.
Sir Cough I guess.
A guy at the poker table was complaining about a sore throat and a couple minutes later says “ I hope there’s Halls back at the hotel”.
Me being half baked asked how else would he get to his room?
Awkward silence for about 5 seconds then the dealer starts laughing and then everyone else. I got complimented on my dad joke.
I’m not dad, I’m just baked.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A bird that dont give a hoot.
If you found a pony with a sore throat
Would you say it was a little hoarse
My 3 year old daughter was diagnosed with strep throat today.
I absent mindedly let her kiss me this evening, so I went and washed my lips and swished some whiskey for good measure. I know its only 35% alcohol, but I figured it was worth a shot
So my friend told me how saliva worked when it goes down the throat.
Needless to say, a lot of spit went down.
"my throat is a little raw."
Eating dinner at my friend's house last night with his family. Their daughter walks in.
"Hey hon, how are you!" -Mom
"Hey! I'm okay. My throat is a little raw." -Daughter
"Well you better cook it." -Dad
I proceeded to laugh out loud while everyone else groaned a little and moved on.
The inventor of throat lozenges has died...
There will be no coffin at his funeral
What did the soar throat say to the throat lozenge?
Did you hear about the dog who had a sore throat?
He was a little husky.
Inspired by my neighbor’s dog.
I can't believe my friend got his phone stuck down his throat.
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with gout.
What animal always has mucus in their throat?
I hate getting french bread stuck in my throat
The man that invented throat lozenges died last week..
There was no coffin at the funeral.
Had a viagara pill get stuck in my throat
What does a Jewish man do when he has a sore throat?
Where do sore throats go to party?
You know there's a vegetable which is almost impossible to get stuck in your throat?
Yeah, it's really artichoke.
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks
Sore throat.
Sitting in a room with my family and my brother has a sore throat. My other brother gets him some lozenges and a few minutes later after it becomes completely silent...
"Man, it's so quiet in here you could hear a cough drop."
Damnit dad.
So, someone posted something on /r/movies about Val Kilmer being rushed to hospital recently with a throat tumor.....
.....and I posted "Is it Valignant?".....which was then followed by the most downvotes I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lesson learned: keep my puns to this subreddit only!
Did you hear about the guy that got the Viagra stuck in his throat?
He had a stiff neck for weeks.
What does a frog use to get rid of a sore throat?
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week
There was no coffin at the funeral
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...
There was no coffin at his funeral!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
The guy who invented throat lozenges just died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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