Sore throat Puns

A list of puns related to "Sore throat"

I once had a terrible sore throat

Took me Vicks to recover

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👤︎ u/firstcruiser
📅︎ May 24 2021
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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry, can't talk, I'm a little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/XIIXOO
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.

I had to get my tinsels taken out.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?

Forget it. It's too long.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What food is best for a sore throat?

Lamb coughta

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👤︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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I just got a sore throat.

It's a real pain in the neck.

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👤︎ u/Harrymego
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.

Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice

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👤︎ u/abunchofcliches
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?

I don’t know.

Sir Cough I guess.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...

... but every time I have it I get coffee.

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👤︎ u/ADogNamedPal
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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A guy at the poker table was complaining about a sore throat and a couple minutes later says “ I hope there’s Halls back at the hotel”.

Me being half baked asked how else would he get to his room?

Awkward silence for about 5 seconds then the dealer starts laughing and then everyone else. I got complimented on my dad joke.

I’m not dad, I’m just baked.

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👤︎ u/Craigrets
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that dont give a hoot.

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👤︎ u/10thlevelheadwaiter
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Did you hear about the dog who had a sore throat?

He was a little husky.

Inspired by my neighbor’s dog.

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with gout.
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👤︎ u/AtheistAmericannabis
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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What does a Jewish man do when he has a sore throat?

Hebrews tea

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👤︎ u/D3athChick3n
📅︎ Feb 18 2017
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Where do sore throats go to party?

The strep club

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👤︎ u/andrew_pavelik
📅︎ May 16 2017
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Sore throat.

Sitting in a room with my family and my brother has a sore throat. My other brother gets him some lozenges and a few minutes later after it becomes completely silent...

"Man, it's so quiet in here you could hear a cough drop."

Damnit dad.

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👤︎ u/fc528e
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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What does a frog use to get rid of a sore throat?

Ribbitussin.

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👤︎ u/Laringar
📅︎ May 05 2015
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.

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👤︎ u/shotintheship
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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I had sore throat once

Took me few vicks to recover.

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👤︎ u/bonp27
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?

Hoarse

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👤︎ u/shabbos_roller
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a horse with a sore throat?

Hoarse!

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👤︎ u/x_graveyard152
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/Raclex
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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👤︎ u/Kvervandi-
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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👤︎ u/DubiousPotat0
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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👤︎ u/thatindiandood
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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👤︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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If you found a pony with a sore throat

Would you say it was a little hoarse

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👤︎ u/XChainsawPandaX
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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👤︎ u/burtman72
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little Horse

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👤︎ u/mastur-nate
📅︎ Dec 06 2017
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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👤︎ u/FoxyGramps
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse.

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👤︎ u/trenton00
📅︎ Aug 28 2016
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