I took a photo of my gross tonsillitis and showed my parents

Mom: "Oh gross! You better not put that on facebook"

Dad: "Of course he's not going to do that, its facebook, not throatbook".

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tetrix_
šŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2013
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Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/loathespam
šŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I got my tonsils removed when I was a kid

No matter how much ice cream I ate they never grew back :/

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MathiasMorte
šŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My friend is getting her tonsils/uvula removed next week. I couldn't resist.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nsalapatas
šŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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My sister was getting her tonsils out

She woke up the day of the surgery to an envelope from my dad on the table. Inside was a note and a tiny paper dress and a tiny paper tuxedo. The note said "I heard a rich doctor was taking your tonsils out. I wanted to make sure they had something nice to wear"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Ilurk23
šŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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What kind of driver never gets a ticket?

A screwdriver.

Edit: I have tonsillitis and have been living off popsicles with jokes on the sticks.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/lizzybe
šŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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One sperm asks the other "How long till we get to the ovaries?"

The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/B-man44
šŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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So a 7 year old girl had surgery yesterday

She said: I had my tonsils and adenoids removed.

I said: sounds like you meant to say subtractnoids.

P.S. Iā€™m 23

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jmask9872
šŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Friend's dad dropped this one today

"When you get your appendix taken out what is it called?"

"Appendectomy"

"When you get your tonsils taken out what is it called?"

"Tonsillectomy"

"When a woman gets a sex change what's it called?"

"What?"

"Addadicktome"

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