A list of puns related to "Infection"
“No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”
“Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.
Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Now I have a temporary employee infection.
It's a little hoarse.
I hated it at first, but now it’s starting to grow on me.
It was truly bread for war.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
She's my Sepsis
It's called Hep-C Cola.
Why are you so abscess-ed with him?
Through the birds and the bees
to which I replied "urine trouble".
Connorrhea. Fuck you, Connor. 🖕
Backstory: I received this message first thing in the morning in response to this post I made last week.
He replied that it was getting better.
"Glad to see that you're alr-eye-ght" I said.
He asked if I had any more bad puns to make.
"I do, but the rest are just cornea".
GF: "You forgot I am ill."
Me: "Oh I thought your stomach pain is gone, or else you would have mentioned it."
GF: "Yeah so I thought, but I went to see the doctor anyway."
Me: "What did the he say?"
GF: "He said I have intestine infection."
Me: "Ohhh so your gut feeling is all messed up now, isn't it?"..
After a moment of silence, she burst out laughing. And said goodnight with a kiss.
I am going to marry this one.
Turns out they were under staphed...
He's a staph sergeant.
Urine trouble. 🤪