To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
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Thereβs another bacterial salad outbreak...
Yet lettuce romaine calm π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Since the start of the Covid outbreak I own the quietest bar in the land....
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?
Itβs all over the news!
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police
So don't stand so close to me
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.
It's something called social distance sink.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Sweden is having a bad outbreak of the Krona virus.
I have no IKEA when it will be Finnished.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Did you know that flight simulator game sales have increased since the outbreak?
A lot of pilots are working from home too!
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︎ May 26 2020
Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
During this virus outbreak, I'll be isolated with my bottles of booze.
I call it my... liqourantine.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
There has been an outbreak of mad cow disease in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Fresh Thyme blackberries linked to hepatitis A outbreak in three states.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
One time I caused a massive cold outbreak in school when I lived in MA
I made Massachusetts live up to its name.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What does a Pokemon call a herpes outbreak?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
How do data scientists quantify rabies outbreaks?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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︎ Nov 21 2018
The news just commented on the outbreak of measles and those who don't get vaccinated.
Those people make me sick...
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︎ Apr 01 2019
I really hope that there isn't a mad cow disease outbreak
It would leave udder destruction
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︎ Apr 19 2019
What do you call a massive outbreak of women who enjoy their time?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
These days, doctors are not too concerned about bird flu outbreaks.
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︎ Jan 19 2018
We were talking about norovirus outbreaks on Carnival cruises at dinner
My dad says, "That's why it's important to keep it in ship shape".
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︎ Feb 07 2014
Iβm really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
There has been an outbreak of bovine viruses in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
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︎ Jan 25 2017
I'm really worried about this ecoli outbreak
But lettuce romaine calm.
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︎ May 03 2018
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