Vaccination Puns

Or 3 for a Pfizer

Crippling Issue

When I first got vaccinated I couldn’t walk or even talk for a year and a half.

But I am thinking of giving them a shot.

She text me, “he got three shots”

So I text back, “isn’t he a little young to be drinking?”

I let a doctor do it.

"I was thinking that when you take your cat to the vets in the car, does that make it a carpet?"

Thanks, dad.

But it was worth a shot

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.

I'd get the doctor to do it.

I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.

My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.

I thought they'd be smaller.

I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.

I wonder what they putin

It comes in two very large dosey-doses.

It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

... Russian.

To get to the other side effects.

~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.

Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!

unfortunately no one seems interested.

... Then Soviet

I believe it's best to let the doctor do it.

Edit: Thanks for the Silver :)

I hope I get Doritos.

A Russia

I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.

They Put-in

Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

...we could go up to their house, find an open window and vaccinate the kid using a 10 foot syringe.

I know it's a long shot.

They were russian

She freaked out and shouted "What?!!! Why??!!!"

I told her:

"I would rather have a doctor do that"

I figure it's worth a shot.

He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies

And now The Cure is no longer necessary!

I find it absolutely vaccinating

Flu-Fighters

They never get them

Or 3 for a Pfizer!

If they survive the vaccine is safe but if they don't the country is safe

The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

I will have the doctor do it.

I'd rather let the doctor do it