My vaccine dad joke failed
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Letting you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials held here in Melbourne. I received my first shot at 9.00 am this morning
It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.
When the first company develops the Coronavirus vaccine we should all proclaim: "Covidatulations"
Russian COVID-19 Vaccine
Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!
I created a vaccine for apathy,
unfortunately no one seems interested.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
What type of person speeds up vaccine development?
I heard a country finally has a Corona vaccine...
I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
Coronavirus vaccine
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
How did they develop the covid vaccine so quickly?
My doctor asked if I wanted to test a coronavirus vaccine.
I figure it's worth a shot.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine
The anti-vaccine movement is really trying to go viral.
How are dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids similar?
How are anti vaccine kids similar to Donald trump?
They both serve 4 years and then never come back.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception
The vaccine should be tested on politicians first
If they survive the vaccine is safe but if they don't the country is safe
A bit nervous, but yesterday I volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials.
The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
This week I volunteered for the Russian developed Covid-19 vaccine...
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
What’s the different between dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
