Immune System Puns

A list of puns related to "Immune System"

Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
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👤︎ u/pathrado
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.

He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!

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👤︎ u/-Masderus-
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?

Because of their Auntie-bodies

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👤︎ u/Reiri_
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?

They call themselves the gang-lions.

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👤︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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I have a rare condition that means I never get days off from work.

It’s due to my weekend immune system

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👤︎ u/AlexOfTheEarth
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are always sick on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weekend immune system.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?

Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days

I said it must be my weekend immune system

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👤︎ u/LuxCassandra
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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👤︎ u/Glittering-Try1045
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.

It’s the weekend immune system.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weakened immune system.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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My boss asked why I only get sick on work days

I said it must be my weekend immune system

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👤︎ u/weiderman316
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I get sick on work days only

Because I have a weekend immune system

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👤︎ u/Shadow__987
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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For some reason I always get sick during holidays.

I must have a weekend immune system...

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👤︎ u/GAZUAG
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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My boss said "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays."

I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."

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👤︎ u/ivanshu
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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