Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.

Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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There’s a new virus out called the Peekaboo virus!

They recommend if you catch it to proceed straight to the ICU.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bananachewww
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I have a joke about Corona Virus.

I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCKANNON
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What do you call a famous internet virus?

An Instagram influenza

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tawawt88
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Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?

It can cause lemon AIDS.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobskimo
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My wife asked, β€œIf someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dnizzle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?

When you start walking like an Egyptian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Killrog8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.

So I went and got the shingles vaccine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2021
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Why did the computer virus disappear?

Because it ransomware.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FilipIzSwordsman
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My smartwatch can't tell me if I have a virus.

But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UserCheckNamesOut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?

It needs to strain itself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yoddleforavalanche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?

Ginger-bite-us

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Colorado_kindbudz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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What would you call a virus with a black belt?

Kung Flu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?

Coweed 19

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sakshiiidee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?

His windows was cracked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyflyingroomba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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All of the world eventually got the virus

But China got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DogEatingSpaghetti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2020
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I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?

Doc says it’s terminal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaBowserman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows

They call it CORVID-19

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedForkKnife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a β€˜first catch’ basis...

It’s in a corona-logical order.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?

Swine Flew :D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sk80Boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.

So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstroPenguin101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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For anyone who has the virus, this message is for you imgur.com/LMRAw6y
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brick2413
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?

Because I can’t stop looking achoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus

Sails have gone through the roof

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SHAGGZY101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call a German virus?

A germ.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guval25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2020
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Ok,so if corona virus isn’t about beer,

Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tedt93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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Does anyone know if that Corona Virus goes well with Lyme Disease?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SleepWouldBeNice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2020
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Usain Bolt has Corona virus

I guess there is something that can catch up to him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gfy4dsny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China

There's also Wu Ping cough

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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How did China get the virus under control?

They used Han sanitizer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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Wanna hear a corona virus joke?

Ah ya probably won’t get it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BuhMillz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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Macorona virus
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dog_-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlit2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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What kind of vehicle does a virus drive?

I’m not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owna... πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ -dad outtttttt

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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Why can’t ants get the corona virus?

Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zammieknowsall
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2020
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I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.

It's something called social distance sink.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flamenico
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2020
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Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?

Because a little joke never hurt antibody.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Myusernamesthis-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.

Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?

Me: of coarse!

Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!

Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?

Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!

I love my grandpa lol made me laugh

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bearded_charmander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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Want to hear a corona virus joke?

You probably won't get it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crackshot666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2020
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What kind of vehicle does a virus drive ?

I'm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owner

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.

W.H.O let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zuckerschneggle
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