Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
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Thereβs a new virus out called the Peekaboo virus!
They recommend if you catch it to proceed straight to the ICU.
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οΈ May 19 2021
I have a joke about Corona Virus.
I'd tell you it, but you probably won't get it.
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a famous internet virus?
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οΈ May 07 2021
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
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οΈ Mar 11 2021
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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οΈ Dec 19 2020
How do you know when youβve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
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οΈ Apr 19 2021
In these challenging times, I worry about the virus and keeping a roof over my head.
So I went and got the shingles vaccine.
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
Why did the computer virus disappear?
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
My smartwatch can't tell me if I have a virus.
But it does tell me if I have ran somewhere.
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οΈ Jan 17 2021
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
What would you call a virus with a black belt?
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οΈ Jan 25 2021
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?
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οΈ Oct 28 2020
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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οΈ Mar 07 2020
Iβll tell you a corona virus joke now...
But you will have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
Doc says itβs terminal.
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
Heard there's a virus going around turning people into crows
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
At the hospital theyβre taking virus cases on a βfirst catchβ basis...
Itβs in a corona-logical order.
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
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οΈ Aug 13 2020
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
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οΈ Aug 15 2020
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I canβt stop looking achoo
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οΈ Sep 23 2020
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
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οΈ Sep 09 2020
My brother builds yatchts and was told to work from home during corona virus
Sails have gone through the roof
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οΈ Apr 04 2020
What do you call a German virus?
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οΈ Mar 09 2020
Ok,so if corona virus isnβt about beer,
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
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οΈ Mar 16 2020
Does anyone know if that Corona Virus goes well with Lyme Disease?
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οΈ Jan 24 2020
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China
There's also Wu Ping cough
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οΈ Aug 12 2020
How did China get the virus under control?
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
Wanna hear a corona virus joke?
Ah ya probably wonβt get it.
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οΈ Mar 12 2020
Macorona virus
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οΈ Mar 19 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
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οΈ May 30 2020
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive?
Iβm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owna...
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οΈ Apr 07 2020
Why canβt ants get the corona virus?
Because theyβre anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
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οΈ May 29 2020
I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.
It's something called social distance sink.
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οΈ Mar 21 2020
Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?
Because a little joke never hurt antibody.
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
Want to hear a corona virus joke?
You probably won't get it
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οΈ Mar 14 2020
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive ?
I'm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owner
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οΈ Apr 11 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs canβt transmit corona virus and therefore dogs donβt need to be quarantined anymore.
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οΈ Apr 28 2020
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