My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
With the pandemic, we all had to fight through 2020.
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
What do Jawas do during a pandemic?
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
I told my suitcase there will not be any vacation due to pandemic
I am now dealing with emotional baggage
I feel like the stress of the pandemic has really aged me...
...I look at least a year older.
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
This pandemic will most likely be remembered as the....
You know what group of people that have been struggling with the pandemic?
Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge
TV repair during the pandemic has been pretty easy.
If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, you may be entitled to condensation.
Did you know that the pandemic has gotten so bad, they’re letting veterinarians give shots now?
My dog prefers the tequila.
What is something that is only considered positive during this pandemic?
Being negative and smelling like alcohol.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...
He always liked loafing around.
My son asked me, “Because of the pandemic, I’m on the computer 12 hours a day. Is that bad?”
Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.
The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...
We really should have expected last year's pandemic.
But then, hindsight is 2020.
Why are peeping Toms are having a difficult time with the pandemic?
Because it’s very hard for them to lurk from home.
What do you call a young adult who can’t leave her house due to a pandemic?
PSA: Do NOT download any text books about pandemics.
My son did and now he has a bunch of viruses on his computer.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
I hate to be a pessimist about this pandemic thing...
Which jokes are safest during the recent pandemic?
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
I’m going to open a restaurant that doesn’t do anything to prevent spreading the pandemic
It’s called Thai Food Mary
Had a dream yesterday. It was year 2021, There was a new pandemic of stomach flu...
We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.
Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?
Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?
Because they keep raising the Arrr number!
(my first dadjokes post!)
This pandemic means I'm having to walk everywhere...
Getting tired of this car owner virus
No one likes this pandemic. Well, no one apart from Bane..
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.
You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
Due to the pandemic, we should all avoid buying butter.
Together we can stop the spread.
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
“You will have your cake and eat it too.”
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
Because of the pandemic the 7 dwarves have been told they can only meet in groups of 6...
One of them is not Happy!
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
I have a friend who owns a yachting business, but had to work from home due to the pandemic...
Now his sails are through the roof.
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.