When malaria spreads to Italty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatLogiCat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I heard some Muslims in Ecuador got malaria

They were bitten by mosque-Quitos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeShashcan49
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I’m the animal kingdom, it’s considered a heinous crime for a malaria-infected mosquito to bite.

The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.

Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.

The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.

The mosquito was on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadfullyBIzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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After I was talking about how bad malaria was.

Dad- "You should support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheroCole
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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Where do sick boats go to get better?

To the dock.

Heard it this morning on the Irish classic fm. Loved it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jean_bono178
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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My dad just came up with a new joke

I was just out to dinner with my dad, and somehow the topic of malaria came up. My dad asks, "Do you guys know where the word malaria comes from?" He likes to quiz us on trivia, and this is a question he's asked us lots of times, so my brother and I automatically answer, "Yes, it means bad air." To which, he responds "So, could you get malaria in Buenos Aires?" God fucking dammit, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crm14250
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2013
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