The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy

Their band is called Def Leper

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What do you call an Irish conman with leprosy?

A Leper Con!

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📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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The Greek authorities tried to get the lepers at Spinalonga leper colony to swap their healthy babies for babies with leprosy

but a leper never changes its tots.

(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)

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📅︎ Oct 25 2016
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If a Mongolian warlord got leprosy...

...he'd be a leperkhan.

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Told my dad what I wanted to be when I grow up...

Me: (as a joke) Hey dad, I decided what I want to do when I'm older. I want to be that doctor that does circumcisions. Dad: Yeah good choice, I hear they tip well.

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