If you get a bladder infection

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnoSnurtle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving the burger, the man says to the burger, β€œBurger, can you help me with my urinary tract infection?”.

β€œNo”, replies the burger, β€œbut I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”

β€œOh, sorry”, said the man, β€œI thought you were a meaty urologist”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What country is the easiest to get an infection from the germs?

Germ many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hokieokie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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*Wakes up with ear infection*

Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I just got over a bad staff infection.

Now I have a temporary employee infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a color infection?

Crayola virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horses77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I got a fungal infection the other day.

I hated it at first, but now it’s starting to grow on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......

It was truly bread for war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayforder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.

I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Mr. Cleaver got a staph infection...

Ward have MRSA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ax2ronn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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My half sister just got a really bad infection just like me...

She's my Sepsis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackwhitworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a hippo with a sinus infection?

A heaposnotamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majblackburn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What does it mean when the doctor tells you that you have bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Did you hear about the new soda that cures sexual transmitted infections?

It's called Hep-C Cola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What did the doctor say to the nurse that was attractive to the patient with the staph infection?

Why are you so abscess-ed with him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbuck7777
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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How do plants get viral infections?

Through the birds and the bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoue-lilymei
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Last week my wife was telling me about her bladder infection

to which I replied "urine trouble".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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What infection do you get when your friend discovers your reddit account?

Connorrhea. Fuck you, Connor. πŸ–•

Backstory: I received this message first thing in the morning in response to this post I made last week.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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My younger brother had an eye infection and I asked how he was.

He replied that it was getting better.

"Glad to see that you're alr-eye-ght" I said.

He asked if I had any more bad puns to make.

"I do, but the rest are just cornea".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rufnek2kx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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My GF got intestine infection..

GF: "You forgot I am ill."

Me: "Oh I thought your stomach pain is gone, or else you would have mentioned it."

GF: "Yeah so I thought, but I went to see the doctor anyway."

Me: "What did the he say?"

GF: "He said I have intestine infection."

Me: "Ohhh so your gut feeling is all messed up now, isn't it?"..

After a moment of silence, she burst out laughing. And said goodnight with a kiss.

I am going to marry this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grrrwoofwoof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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When you have a bladder infection

urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helpful-Hayden
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Man, when you have a bladder infection...

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6223Error
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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when you have a bladder infection...

...urine trouble!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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If you have a bladder infection.....

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine Trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeaboolover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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If you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble. πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine Trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChingChongMan123
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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If you get a bladder infection,

urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplupXD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurgery
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xepicxriotx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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