Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?
Because they were staph
Inspired by an earlier post about bacteria
Why did the bacteria lose its job in retail?
Because it only had one cell
My friend was just diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria, so I texted him to see how he is doing.
He said: IDK
What bacteria like to have political meetings?
Strepto-caucus.
Why did the bacteria refuse the invitation to the rodeo?
Theyβre too cultured.
What did they call bacteria in the Old West?
Frontieria
Why do bacteria wait 5s before touching the food?
they first have to skip an ad.
A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.
The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
You are like sterile bacteria
Uncultured
I connot belive that bacteria would just come in my body without my permision
It makes me sick
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission.
That makes me sick.....
Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?
Dissingfectant
Why was the bacteria sad?
Because his parents had just split
If that's the bacteria...
Where is the fronteria ?
I'm thinking of moving to Europe to study different types of bacteria.
I figure the best place to begin would be Germany.
What happened to the bacteria's plot to eat my sandwich?
It was foiled
Which kind of bacteria are mathematicians REALLY afraid for?
Integerms
Why are bacteria better than viruses?
Because viruses don't have culture
What do bacteria do when they involved in politics?
They streptococcus.
What do you call bacteria that write music?
Decomposers.
Support bacteria
its the only culture some people have
I cannot believe that bacteria would just come into my body without my permission. It makes me sick
