50 Hilarious Dna Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I have a human DNA joke

It’s pretty long. It comes in 46 parts. Also, everyone tells the joke differently, but usually family members tell pretty much the same joke.

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👤︎ u/Josentangles

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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Doctor: "Your DNA is back to front."

Me: "AND!"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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👤︎ u/pikindaguy

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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What is DNA short for?

National Dyslectic Association

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👤︎ u/HansDaOne

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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👤︎ u/Noxxicityy

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"

Me: "And?"

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👤︎ u/bot_10

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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I want to the doctors the other day, they said my DNA was backwards!

And?

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👤︎ u/Techs_MK_V

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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Your DNA is backward!

AND?

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👤︎ u/zenpod

📅︎ Jun 21 2020

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A Wife took a DNA test for her kid /r/Jokes/comments/fc8r6d/…

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👤︎ u/eawesome00

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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Took a DNA test.

I can’t post on this subreddit.

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👤︎ u/bruhmoment0215

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

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What did the one DNA strand say to the other one?

"Do these genes make me look fat?"

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👤︎ u/Soylent_X

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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Hulk Hogan took a DNA test!

He found out no one is actually his brother.

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👤︎ u/mywordvomit

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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What do you call a small strand of DNA?

A ge-gnome.

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👤︎ u/silverscreen13

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

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I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty

we have a Tutankhamun.

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👤︎ u/badasscdub

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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He wants a DNA test but deep down he NOSE thats his chid..

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👤︎ u/BabaDoner

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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The doctor looked at me with a concerned look on his face and rasped, "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."

I screamed, "AND!?"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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Doctor told me my DNA was backwards today

And?

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👤︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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What did Watson and Crick study when they discovered DNA?

Rosalind Franklin’s notes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 05 2019

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What cosmetic does DNA put on?

Genetic makeup.

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👤︎ u/Tangsman

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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Want to know how to tell a DNAs gender

you pull down it's genes

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👤︎ u/Opgod9

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Have you heard about data storage in DNA?

I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.

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👤︎ u/SamDiskwielder

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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Geneticist makes DNA shaped lollipop. Then helix it.

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👤︎ u/TheOmnipresentMonkey

📅︎ Jul 04 2018

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What do you get if you inject human DNA into a goat?

Removed from the petting zoo.

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👤︎ u/NinjaOttsel

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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"DNA Lab" youtube.com/watch?v=xcFDu…

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👤︎ u/Geopardkongen

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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My daughter asked me what DNA stood for

I told her it was the National Dyslexics Association.

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👤︎ u/FramingHips

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?

Hygiene!

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👤︎ u/Battlealvin2009

📅︎ May 02 2019

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Scientists modified bears DNA to make them more humanlike.

Unfortunately the result was unbearable.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Apr 10 2019

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Doctor: It appears that your DNA is backward.

Patient: And?

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet

📅︎ Nov 20 2018

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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said “Uracilly man, D” to which DNA replied “what doth Thymine?”

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👤︎ u/Spook404

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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I call my dog "DNA"

because helix.

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👤︎ u/unique-username-8

📅︎ Jul 07 2018

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Did you hear that scientists tried to insert lettuce DNA into a human embryo?

All they got was Human Romaines.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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What type of DNA do smurfs have?

Blue genes

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👤︎ u/mmethylphenol

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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What did one DNA say to the other when it asked how funny its joke was?

Allele bit funny

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👤︎ u/KatAttack01

📅︎ Jun 02 2018

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If you give someone a short introduction on DNA synthesis...

Would it be a PCR primer?

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👤︎ u/TleilaxTheTerrible

📅︎ Sep 24 2018

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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic association.

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👤︎ u/The-Real-Legend-72

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.”

Me: “And?”

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👤︎ u/C0untdown

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexia association

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👤︎ u/gqwr87

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

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👤︎ u/ArceusLord13

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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Dr: Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards....

Me: And?

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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Doctor :Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969

📅︎ May 27 2018

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Dr: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"

Me: "AND?"

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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👤︎ u/RudzBotha

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexic association

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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Dr: “Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards”

Me: “AND?”

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.

Me: AND?

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👤︎ u/Igotnowhoops

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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👤︎ u/Frank_Von_Beef

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo :(

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👤︎ u/scorchedgoat

📅︎ Nov 24 2017

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Recently when to a DNA

A National Dyslexic Association

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👤︎ u/romanator25

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards

AND?

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👤︎ u/MrGuyGaming

📅︎ Jun 19 2018

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