I have a human DNA joke
Itโs pretty long. It comes in 46 parts. Also, everyone tells the joke differently, but usually family members tell pretty much the same joke.
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Doctor: "Your DNA is back to front."
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
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What is DNA short for?
National Dyslectic Association
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What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I want to the doctors the other day, they said my DNA was backwards!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Your DNA is backward!
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Took a DNA test.
I canโt post on this subreddit.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
What did the one DNA strand say to the other one?
"Do these genes make me look fat?"
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Hulk Hogan took a DNA test!
He found out no one is actually his brother.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
What do you call a small strand of DNA?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty
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︎ Sep 09 2019
He wants a DNA test but deep down he NOSE thats his chid..
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︎ Sep 09 2018
The doctor looked at me with a concerned look on his face and rasped, "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Doctor told me my DNA was backwards today
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What did Watson and Crick study when they discovered DNA?
Rosalind Franklinโs notes.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
What cosmetic does DNA put on?
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Want to know how to tell a DNAs gender
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Have you heard about data storage in DNA?
I think itโs an ingenious breakthrough.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Geneticist makes DNA shaped lollipop. Then helix it.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
What do you get if you inject human DNA into a goat?
Removed from the petting zoo.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
My daughter asked me what DNA stood for
I told her it was the National Dyslexics Association.
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What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?
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︎ May 02 2019
Scientists modified bears DNA to make them more humanlike.
Unfortunately the result was unbearable.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Doctor: It appears that your DNA is backward.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
RNA and DNA
RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said โUracilly man, Dโ to which DNA replied โwhat doth Thymine?โ
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I call my dog "DNA"
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Did you hear that scientists tried to insert lettuce DNA into a human embryo?
All they got was Human Romaines.
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What type of DNA do smurfs have?
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︎ Nov 03 2018
What did one DNA say to the other when it asked how funny its joke was?
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︎ Jun 02 2018
If you give someone a short introduction on DNA synthesis...
Would it be a PCR primer?
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︎ Sep 24 2018
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic association.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Doctor: โSir, Iโm afraid your DNA is backwards.โ
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What does DNA stand for?
National dyslexia association
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Do you know what DNA stands for?
National Dyslexic Association
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Dr: Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards....
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Doctor :Your DNA is backwards.
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︎ May 27 2018
Dr: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What does DNA stand for?
National dyslexic association
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Dr: โSir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwardsโ
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.
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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo
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What do you get when you inject human DNA into goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo :(
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Recently when to a DNA
A National Dyslexic Association
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards
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