I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!

A dad joke original from my dad!!!

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What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?

It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?

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What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?

Amino Acid

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👤︎ u/professorf
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Glycine was known for its evil ways.

It was amino acid.

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What do you call an aggravated acid?

Amino Acid.

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👤︎ u/BotKony
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A (very slightly) scientific dad-joke I just used on my long-suffering GF.

So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:

Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"

GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."

Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."

GF: "Well you're acidic!"

Me: "What are you basing this on?"

GF: groan

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👤︎ u/UltimateRealist
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

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👤︎ u/TaterRae94
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino Acid

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👤︎ u/dream_tech
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid!

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👤︎ u/superhairyface
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