What do you get if you cross a protein with a Russian President?
I told the guy at the smoothie shop that he accidentally gave me the protein smoothie instead of the normal one.
He said no, there’s no whey.
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
What's a vegan bodybuilder's response to protein powder?
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
When I ran out of protein powder, I was like....
Who needs Proteins when you have BROteins
My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...
...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)
What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?
I've just spilled my protein shake all over myself....
....and all I'm saying is...a donut would never do this to me.
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.
What do you call a type of protein that plays games?
I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.
A friend told me a joke about RNA and proteins in another language
It got lost in translation.
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
There is no whey I will do a protein joke.
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?
What are Mexican proteins made of?
My gym buddy died of a protein overdose
“Dad, we’re out of protein powder.”
Dad: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yeah, check the bin.”
Dad: “There’s no whey!”
I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...
I was a gluten for punishment!
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.
what do memes and protein have in common?
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
What is the opposite of a protein?
An amateur teen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
Somebody offered me a protein shake
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"
I prefer dairy-based protein powders
I think they're whey better than the alternatives
Which knight made sure King Arthur got his protein?
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?
What did Jesus say when he ran out of protein?
"Wait a second... I AM the whey!"
I finally decided to add more protein to my diet
Unfortunately, my weight trainer said "No whey".
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?
‘We ran out of protein powder!’
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?