I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.

I was like, β€œNo whey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowlast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Lman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.

And he said "no whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rock_Chef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_ftw_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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β€œDad, we’re out of protein powder.”

Dad: β€œAre you sure?”

Me: β€œYeah, check the bin.”

Dad: β€œThere’s no whey!”

Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceferX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I prefer dairy-based protein powders

I think they're whey better than the alternatives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder

He said there was no whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewhiteshadow01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?

I like the whey you move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....

No Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLogic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan

When he did find it he told me he found da whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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What kind of protein powder does Knuckles use?

Wae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajikMan16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHIMPSnDIP88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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This protein powder is really working...

The more ive been taking, the lighter the bag feels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheapdrinks
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?

"No whey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irate_Rater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Got my friend with this a while ago and posted on r/Jokes, but I think it would be better appreciated here. So this friend really likes lifting, so when told me he ran out of protein powder I was surprised and said...

No Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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β€˜We ran out of protein powder!’

Dad: No whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newshirtworthy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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This protein powder is completely dairy-free.

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristianGeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My son told me we were out of protein powder...

I said "No whey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youhitdacanadien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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