Did you guys know that Dr. Frankenstein was the father of bodybuilding?
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...
and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.
I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
Woman: So your brother says you're really into bodybuilding?
What’s one of the quickest ways to make it to a bodybuilding competition?
One bodybuilder to the other...
What's a vegan bodybuilder's response to protein powder?
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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What do bodybuilders become when they run out of steroids?
My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.
Either way, he is cross training.
What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?
What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?
What do you call a bodybuilder in jail?
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
A bodybuilder walks into a bar.
He offers everyone a lift.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?
What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
What do zombie bodybuilders eat?
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
What prize did the bodybuilder win when the lockdown was lifted
Did you hear about the Fascist bodybuilder?
He calls himself Musclelini
Pregnant women are bodybuilders
All moms are bodybuilders
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
What is Jack-O-Lantern saying to his family of bodybuilders?
I met a depressed bodybuilder today
He had nothing to lift for.
Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?
They want to achieve hypertrophy.
I finally told my wife about my dreams of becoming a bodybuilder
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
Why did the bodybuilder pour wine on his stomach rather than drink it?
He was trying to abstain from alcohol
Bodybuilders like to carry these around. They are after all quite chiseled.
A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.
What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein
Awh no Whey.
What did the bodybuilder order at the bar?
A protini.
And who served the bodybuilder at the bar?
Clif did.
7 bodybuilders found dead in gym
Police are on the look for the mass murderer.
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
They say we are what we eat... bodybuilders must eat a lot of mussels
Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
My bodybuilder friend asked me for a ride to the gym...
I guess he needed a lift!
Why did the bodybuilder not go to heaven?
He took the Lord's name in vein
Bodybuilders can be such drama queens
They're never happy unless they get their whey.
What are a bodybuilder's favourite paintings?
Why was the bodybuilder always getting married?
Because he was a proposer!
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
...he finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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