What kind of workout does a vampire hate?
I only do ab workouts in a hallway
because it’s a core-idor!
I told my employer to workout
I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...
Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.
Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.
My friend has a mollusk farm which he says gives him a good workout...
Our mix of horror and workouts
How do you know when you've had a good Jurassic workout?
I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
Me: Finished my workout, has 50 burpees
Dad: have your roommate pat you on the back to get rid of them
The other day my friend asked me what my favourite workout was
I said, "jack squat, I do it all day".
There was a line of people outside of the gym I workout at the other day. I found it quite weird as the line of people were paying money just to hit each other.
Guess you could call it a punchline.
My friend gets a real good workout at his giant bivalve mollusc farm...
Time to workout
What do you get when you work out your abs during quarantine?
A 6-pack of Corona
Give up your hip workout.
What is Jesus’s favorite workout?
Today I only had time for a mini-workout
How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?
How did the T-rex feel after his workout?
What is a pirates least favourite workout?
What’s the most popular workout song in Southeast Asia?
I asked my girlfriend how her workout was...
She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."
To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"
Hahahahaha I'm so funny.
I hope they workout the problem
Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging?
"You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs," said my wife.
"That makes one of us then," I replied.
Doing a Yoda workout is much more difficult than it appears.
Talking backwards is easy, but finding a Jedi that will carry you through a swamp is damn near impossible.
I tried to get my buddy off his one sided workout routine.
It’s a shame, he’s only half the man he could’ve been
I was doing CPR the other day and that sure is a workout!
Really...Gets the blood moving
Where do original Star Trek fans workout?
My glutes hurt so much after my workout
I think I am gluten free now.
What is a ghost’s favorite workout?
My wife got an instruction during warm-ups from her at-home workout program to switch feet.
Me: I didn't realize you had more than one pair.
A Canadian lies about a gym membership to sneak in a workout. How does he feel the next morning?
How do hairstylist workout?
What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?
New workout regime.
So I have this new workout plan. I run directly behind cars on the highway. I had to stop because I got exhausted.
So I decided to try and run in front of the cars. And I got tired.
So I had the idea of going to workout at the YMCA
I asked my dad if he wanted to go and he said "Sure, I'll drive."
10 minutes later we pulled up to a Macy's and I said "This isn't the YMCA?" My dad said "Yeah it is, some guy just spelled it wrong."
What do you call a T-rex after his workout?
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