My kid's school is having a jogaton to raise money for the schools garden. I thought the kids would get a kick out of some funny motivational posters with vegetable/herbs/fruits puns. Please help me Reddit as I'm not nearly as creative as you.
Her name is Cardi O
It's the Pilates of the Caribbean
The mass murderer
I hear it ran on a hamstring budget.
(rimshot).
I really hope she works out.
I guess that all's well that bends well!
Jehovahβs Fitness
Nobody
Iβm working out the bugs.
Fitβness pizza in my mouth
Sheβs called Cardi O
...would they call it a Swolex?
But i found it's atmosphere to be a bit toxic.
Saw a friend and asked him where he's working now. He told me he works at 24 Hour Fitness.
My response: "Well, I guess today you only work at 23 Hour Fitness"
Him: Groan
(Image here): https://twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/624917366309289984
That's fitness I can really get into.
My dad and I were checking out a Jawbone fitness tracker that my wife got today, when I asked:
Me: Where is the physical sync?
Dad: In the kitchen.
Her names Cardi-O
Cardi O
Cardi O
Her names Cardi O
Yeah. Her name is Cardi O.
