Tantrum Puns

A meltdown.

No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.

I'm not sure where it landed. It might be lost.

Well, what can i say, kids his age are irrational

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

Because he was a Thor loser

She was crying because she doesn't like grapes.

“I’ve got all the thyme in the world.”

Cry-lo Ren.

So I handed her a knife and an onion.

They have hissy fits. 🐍

He lacked toast and tolerance.

I told him it wasn't kosher to act like that and it's his bread and butter to not finish eating things he wants. He needs to dill with it.

They're all the rage right now

Sister: I'm ANNOYED!!!

Dad: Good! ... We need more noids.

There's gonna be a Trumper Tantrum

My younger sister was throwing one of her teenage tantrums, and she shouts at my dad, "Well sorry for being born!" My dad looks her in the eye and says, "it's all right, just don't do it again."

Okey so theres a mom cow and her kid at a gym and the shes working on her calf and they’re about to leave but then the baby cow starts rolling on the ground throwing a tantrum [mom cow/mc] Stop rolling on the floor and move! [baby cow/bc]* keeps rolling around crying* [mc] theres a good chance if you dont stop You’ll be grounded beef [bc] realizing the steaks are high he stops rolling around and gets up a manager has seen all of this [manager] Hay mam, just wanted to say you milked the situation on the spot. [mc] she states that this would be a tail to tell

Im sitting in my bedroom just surfing while my wife give my girls a shower in the master bathroom.

So shower's over and Avery was whining that she was cold. After a long day of swimming, that whining turned into a temper tantrum. IM COLD!! IM REALLY COLD!!! over and over.

Calmly, I say, "Ave", she sobs "what", I say "IM REALLY DADDY, ITS NICE TO MEET YOU"

BOOM!! full blown screams and cries. Mission accomplished.

My eight hear old son, James, says, "tornadoes are so powerful they can throw everything." I said, "that is not true." He says, "they can literally throw anything, dad!" So I say, "well, have you ever seen a tornado throw a tantrum?"

He slapped his forehead and shook his head.

A man brought his son to a grocery store, but as soon as they walked in the store the young child began to throw a temper tantrum. While they went down each aisle the child would yell, throw items in and out of the cart, and overall just be an annoyance.

Despite the scene his son was causing, the father was cool and collected, slowly and calmly saying, "Don't worry, Donald. It'll be alright, Donald, we'll be home soon."

A nearby mother was very impressed with the father's self control, and wanted to express her gratitude for such calm parenting. "Sir, I'm amazed that you are able to be so calm! It's not every day I see such patient and gracious parenting. Now little guy, what seems to be the problem, Donald?"

"Oh no, ma'am, you're mistaken!" The father interjected, "This is my son, Henry. I'm Donald!"

^(Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! Thank you for all you do.)

My sister was talking about how the Atlantic has shit weather, because it's mad that's it's not as big as the Pacific.

My wife replies, "it throws temperature tantrums".

After a long and grueling day with our 2-year-old son mastering the art of the tantrum, my wife and I finally hit the hay.

Me: "Ahhh, bed."

Wife: "It's the beddiest bed in the world."

Me: "I couldn't have said it any bedder myself."

• First dadjoke post for me, be gentle. :)

I had left work yesterday and she had told me she would make the bed. I came home last night and it wasn't made but she was already asleep.

In the morning I ask why she didn't make the bed when she said she would and she jokingly says, "the mattress threw a tantrum!"

I then say to her, "When you're disciplining your mattress you have to firm."

She groaned, I laughed, and I was proud. She never saw it coming.

We live next door to a Nepalese family who has two young sons, named Gorgon and Aktosh. We were discussing their screaming/tantrum habits and my wife asked me which one is older.

I replied, "the cheesy one."

<blank stare>

"Gorgon's older."