This definitively belongs here
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📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Me and my friend got into a pickle

I told him to dill with it

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👤︎ u/axeteam
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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I squeezed a lemon on my wife's lap two hours ago...

She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.

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👤︎ u/tc_lion0
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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