I tried to come up with a good acid pun
But they're all too basic :(
Throwing acid is wrong...
...in some people’s eyes.
police find two teenagers eating and drinking fireworks and battery acid
one was let off and the other one was charged
What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...
After that I didnt have a leg to stand on
My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
What is the most acidic soup?
It took me years to learn everything about acids
I mean, it's not very basic...
The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.
They charged one, and lit the other off.
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
I was out in the desert on psychedelics , and I started tripping way too hard. So I took an acid reducer.
It didn't help me one bit!!!!
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
A man fell off his roof while on acid
Did you hear about Tom, the guy who lost two of his toes in an accident with red acidic fruit?
They call him Tom eight toes
Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?
If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
I recently read somewhere that there’s actually no battery acid in your iPhone’s battery...
It’s powered by Apple juice.
I once spilled a cup of acid on one of my colleagues. It was an acident
When my buddies take acid im always with them to make sure there safe . You could say im a ...
If you vomit over someone.....
Is it called an acid attack?
I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!
A dad joke original from my dad!!!
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
My son William gets acid reflux which gives him uncontrollable hiccoughs that keeps everyone awake. At night the family is afraid of the return of the…
Notorious Bile Will Hiccoughs
Someone’s been going around saying I’ve been throwing acid on people,
but if you ask anyone who knows me, they’ll tell you it’s a baseless accusation.
I think my shoes were laced with acid.
I've been tripping all day.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic association.
What do you call the sister of an acid?
I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.
The cops caught two fellas, one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks
One was charged, the other was let off
Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with attitude?
Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one, and let the other one off.
what do you call an acid with an attitude?
Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
Acid
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-o-acid
This has probably been posted before but: what do you call an acid with an attitude?
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