What did the flat bread say to the nosy sour dough?

That's naan of your business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipVanWinkle_1
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I lost the sour punch contest...

I was a lemonaded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What kind of rocks are sour?

Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnkirk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?

It's curdish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I can't decide if this joke is swede or sour.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Hope this doesn’t sour our relationship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour?

People keep tripping acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamantcondition
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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They are acting a bit sour don't you think
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethonio1231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Only whine comes from sour grapes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frivel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Sarcasm is really SOUR-casm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frivel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My grandma has this crazy idea about an apple that’s sour and way better than any other apple.

But we just call that Granny’s myth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bocaj_reload
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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β€œWould you like to have sour cream, bacon, and chives on your potato?”

β€œThat’s a loaded question.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why does sour milk smell funny?

Because it turns into a cheesy joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Left a bad taste in my mouth, I'm kind of sour about it. imgur.com/vP9mcuL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2015
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What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?

Lemon-Aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Dubbleu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.

Fig Puckers

I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panthermilk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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What if Dinosaurs were really sweet and it's not fair that we called them a dino-sour?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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Sour Cream

So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomtime471
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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Sour cream container came with its own dad joke

"Creams do come true"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ze_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!

A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"

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