They just don’t taste right!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gacha_gurlOwO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wentcamping
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Did you know frogs taste like beer?

They're full of hops!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.

Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_houser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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Why does novacaine taste so good?

Cuz its nummy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5YearApril
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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How do shoes taste?

With their tongues

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benswimmin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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I need help - What does digital coffee taste like

I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-spaghetti-o-guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Making stale bread taste better is easy

Piece of toast

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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I have bad taste...

No seriously I have covid and everything tastes like a soggy cracker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SendNoobz97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese

But their fawn do.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poolguytipp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"

"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....

... but I found the work staggering.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/binayakhero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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What does a beer taste without yeast in it?

Unbeerable!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...

It didn't end well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...

... I found the work too Thyme consuming.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2020
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I wonder how he tastes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gtiffmeister
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes

And Shia's cheap thrills

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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So, my dad has no taste buds...

But he's got a ton of taste pals!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaca232
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2020
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toawest1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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I tried to taste the hot light bulb

But I got my tungstenned.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2020
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Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.

Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Infuuri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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Have you guys ever wondered how a nose tastes?

It doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aleccV
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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Who said tahini makes everything taste better

Sesame!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goosetina
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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Advertising catered to my tastes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealCodezz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2020
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They’re a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kswenning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2020
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was just ground

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Perseus_Turambar
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bored_Blod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2018
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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What is yellow, but tastes like red paint

Yellow paint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2020
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Why does my steak taste bad?

Cuz I forgot the thyme when cooking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Tangerineman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
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Why did the car taste of strawberries?

Because it was in a jam

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maccer20
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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Why do frogs taste like beer?

Cause they are full of hops.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer

Because they’re full of hops

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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What tastes better than it smells?

Your tongue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?

Because there a littler meteor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/talpa710
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toawest1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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What smells better then it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kinker222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2020
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

It’s just a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMenAreCool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2020
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