They just donβt taste right!
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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
Itβs a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
3 months since I had COVID and Iβve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why does novacaine taste so good?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
How do shoes taste?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Making stale bread taste better is easy
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I have bad taste...
No seriously I have covid and everything tastes like a soggy cracker.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....
... but I found the work staggering.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What smells better than it tastes?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I wonder how he tastes
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes
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︎ Sep 23 2020
So, my dad has no taste buds...
But he's got a ton of taste pals!
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︎ Sep 13 2020
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Have you guys ever wondered how a nose tastes?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Who said tahini makes everything taste better
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Advertising catered to my tastes
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︎ May 17 2020
Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?
Theyβre a little meteor.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
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︎ May 16 2020
Music puns are an acquired taste
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What is yellow, but tastes like red paint
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Why does my steak taste bad?
Cuz I forgot the thyme when cooking.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Why did the car taste of strawberries?
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︎ May 11 2020
I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Cause they are full of hops.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
Because theyβre full of hops
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What tastes better than it smells?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?
Because there a littler meteor.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What smells better then it tastes?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
Itβs just a little meteor.
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︎ May 19 2020
What smells better than it tastes?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What smells better than it tastes?
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