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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ankit2020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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When Ancient Greeks used to mix the clay for their dwellings a rule of thumb was to mix it until it was the texture of Hummus before putting it on the interior walls

It’s quite well known that the Ancient Greeks championed Hummus Texturality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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They replaced the old flat map in our office with a much larger one that has raised textures

It's a huge relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/username_liets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Conversation about yogurt texture

Commercial comes on regarding lighter yogurt, not as thick as Greek yogurt.

Sister: I actually like thicker yogurt so it's not as runny.

Dad: Yeah I don't like runny yogurt either. I can never catch up to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorBreakfast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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I bought these textured gloves earlier but got a tiny bit of blue paint on them

Guess you could say I’m feeling a little blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gavanthino
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Thin soup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrakosfalvy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I have a friend who likes to make his own custom custards....

And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.

I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.

"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"

I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.

"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Guy walks into a bar with his dog and the bartender says β€œI’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs in here.” Guy says β€œThis is no ordinary dog. This dog can speak.”

Bartender says β€œSure... If you say so. Now please leave.”

Guy says, β€œNo really I can prove it.” *turns to dog * β€œDog, what is on top this building?” Dog goes β€œRoof.”

Bartender says β€œVery clever. Now I’ll ask you again: will you please leave?”

Guy goes β€œNo no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?” Dog goes β€œRuff.”

Bartender says β€œThis is the last time I’m going to tell you!”

Guy says β€œWait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog replies β€œRuth”

Bartender: β€œGet out! I’m calling the authorities!”

Guy and dog leave.

Outside dog turns to guy and says β€œJeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schneckesweets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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So I was tired after a long day...

So as soon as I got home, I flopped onto a couch, and slept for an hour or two with my arm under a textured pillow. When I woke up, the texture left the textured markings on my arm. So I showed my brother, and he said β€œyou have weird sleeping patterns”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3lon_Lord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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We were eating supper from a local Indo-Canadian restaurant and my wife's eyes rolled so hard it was audible.

It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.

She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"

"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xayoz306
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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