Coarse Puns

He talked with a rasp.

He hates it when it's high ground.

It wasn't a serious crime, so the judge imposed the medium fine, payable in due coarse.

Of Coarse It Is!

"Of coarse I do," I replied.

Of coarse they do, it doesn’t jump from July 3rd to July 5th.

Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants

That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.

Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?

Me: of coarse!

Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!

Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?

Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!

I love my grandpa lol made me laugh

So I'm at a local garage sale, and I can't help myself, I have to look into the free bin.

there, staring back at me was a guitar without any strings on it... and of coarse the dad joke of a lifetime.

A sign that read "free guitar, no strings attached." :D

The class had just scratched the surface!

I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!

Because he does not like coarse sand.

So my sister asked me to call her cell phone, so i of coarse said "here cell phone here come out cell phone". She then yelled at me and said "nooooooo use your cell phone to call mine", i said "yes of coarse how silly of me". I then went to get my cell phone, i then made a recording of my self calling for her cell phone, i proceeded to go back to her and play it. My sister was not amused and i laughed to hard.

A sailor and his buddies are walking down the streets, looking for the nearest pub. A guard takes one look at their arms and immediately arrests them for piracy. He could see their coarse hairs.