Surface Puns

A list of puns related to "Surface"

We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My son did not watch were he was going and slammed faced down on hard surface

It was his own asphalt

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?

They would’ve been lunatics.

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👤︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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A cat that is naturally good at navigating kitchen surfaces is counter intuitive.
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👤︎ u/Bargeral
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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The guy who created the sign CAUTION HOT SURFACE in braille...

was an evil genius.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Reviewers weren’t very kind to the new Surface Pro X.

It’s a fanless device.

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👤︎ u/geometer2015
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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The priest always skims through the bible on surface

Because the devil is in the details

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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👤︎ u/ing_die
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...

...but it seems counterproductive

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👤︎ u/confibulator
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?

Using octoPi

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👤︎ u/carlitos_segway
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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👤︎ u/PdSales
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you

a counter fit bill?

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jun 11 2017
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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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👤︎ u/RLU763
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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You scratch the surface when you make a homemade chicken pot pie.
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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Someone broke into the hardware store and stole all hardened steel tools cutting ridges for forming or smoothing surfaces...

All the files were deleted.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?

He couldn’t get any up-boats

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...

...counter productive.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Too late I realized the new jar of discount mayonnaise felt light. When I opened it up the pristine surface collapsed into a large air pocket.

Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.

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👤︎ u/JazzboTN
📅︎ May 11 2018
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I've had to sit through 4 classes about surface tension so far!

It's getting a little over the top.

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👤︎ u/jack_fergusson5
📅︎ May 25 2017
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The surface of the Earth has a curvature. The surface of Poland...

...has a kurwature.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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👤︎ u/othernamesweretaken1
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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I recently replaced the surfaces in our kitchen to surprise my wife...

...and I used the cheap stuff, but it looked real, so I thought maybe it'd fool her.

No such luck. My wife is so "counter-intuitive" due to her high "counter-intelligence" that it didn't matter how "counter-productive" I'd been, she took one look at it and just knew. So instead of taking it for "granite," she threw a "counter-fit."

(Proud dad. All the jokes in this subreddit sound like ones I would make...)

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👤︎ u/JustinJamm
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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