I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
It was his own asphalt
They would’ve been lunatics.
was an evil genius.
It’s a fanless device.
Because the devil is in the details
...but it seems counterproductive
But there are no leads.
a counter fit bill?
So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT
All the files were deleted.
He couldn’t get any up-boats
Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.
It's getting a little over the top.
...has a kurwature.
NASA faked the state of Nevada.
...and I used the cheap stuff, but it looked real, so I thought maybe it'd fool her.
No such luck. My wife is so "counter-intuitive" due to her high "counter-intelligence" that it didn't matter how "counter-productive" I'd been, she took one look at it and just knew. So instead of taking it for "granite," she threw a "counter-fit."
(Proud dad. All the jokes in this subreddit sound like ones I would make...)