Me: Iron Man dies at the end.
The main character dies in the end!
Don't leave milk out of the fridge for too long in warm weather.
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My friends making a movie about car accessories.
Next episode the Mandalorian thinks Baby Yoda is getting laryngitis. But it turns out that he just has a frog in his throat.
Because Snape R.I.P.ped him off.
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
Hi inevitable, I am iron man
I am terribly sorry for this terrible joke
I forgot to put the milk back in the fridge for days.
"No matter how far you throw an envelope, it will still be stationary"
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At the end of the film Tony says "I am Ironman"
His line should have been "Hi Inevitable, I'm a Dad"
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Leaving your milk in the refrigerator for too long.
