It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
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︎ Dec 14 2020
As dads, we love to spoil our kids...
So far, we've already told them that Vader was Luke's father and that Jon Snow didn't really die.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Hey, don't go spoil Cyberpunk 2077 please.
I haven't played 1-2076 yet.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What family members are most likely to spoil the sβmore children?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Advice for girls: Find a man with a job, a man that makes you laugh, a man who doesn't lie to you, and a man who spoils you.
And make sure that these four men don't know each other.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Nothing spoils a good story
like the arrival of an eyewitness.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
What kind of cheese spoils, then becomes divine three days later?
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︎ Sep 17 2013
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
Theyβre a big fan of gross domestic products.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
My wife asked me, βDo you think our kids are spoiled?β
I said, βNo, most of them smell that way.β
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why donβt ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because theyβre full of anty bodies
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Someone's gonna be spoiled...
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
A joke isnβt really a dad joke
until itβs fully groan.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
Inmate: Itβs bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
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︎ Jul 05 2016
I love spoiling The Picture of Dorian Gray.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
My mom called me spoiled...
My dad quickly replied, βheβs not spoiled, heβs just ripe!β
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︎ Mar 30 2018
I bought a spoiled radish
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Me to SO: I had a dream that a cow tried to sell me spoiled milk...
SO: really???
Me: It was udderly ridiculous.
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︎ Jan 28 2018
I spilled some oil
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︎ May 14 2020
I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
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︎ Apr 04 2018
Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.
That spoiled brat was the wurst!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I couldn't get my spoiled snake out of his cage to clean it.
He was throwing a hissy fit.
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︎ Oct 04 2017
hmmm
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
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︎ May 10 2020
I donβt think itβs wise to βeat the rich.β
Theyβre all spoiled rotten.
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︎ May 14 2020
I spoiled my dad's original dad joke so I think he had to improvise
My dad: "We have a guy at work whose name is Barry Blue. Guess what we call him?"
Me: "I don't know. Blueberry?"
My dad: "..no.. We call him Barry. Why would we call him Blueberry? He might get mad".
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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︎ May 19 2015
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My wife asked me, βDo you think our kids are spoiled?β
I said, βNo. I think most of them smell that way.β
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︎ Aug 13 2020
My wife asked me, βDo you think our kids are spoiled?β
I said, βNo. Most of them smell that way.β
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︎ May 05 2020
My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
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︎ Apr 12 2019
My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No. I think most of them smell that way.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most kids smell that way.
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︎ Mar 15 2018
My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My wife: Do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, most of them smell that way.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
My wife asked me, βHoney, do you think our kids are spoiled?β
I said, βNo, I think most kids smell that way.β
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︎ May 14 2018
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I love spoiling the story of Dorian Gray
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Her: Hey, do you think our kids are spoiled?
Me: No, most kids smell that way
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︎ Jun 11 2018
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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︎ Dec 03 2013
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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︎ May 09 2020
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