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Queer Puns

A list of puns related to "Queer"

Can arthritis make you queer?

Well, it did make Ben Gay...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far no one has given me a straight answer

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👤︎ u/John87Nintendo
📅︎ May 10 2020
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I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.

Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why did pilots use to have such a hard time flying straight?

All they had was biplanes

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👤︎ u/HeyArnoldPalmer2
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What is lbgtq?

When I ask I can never get a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/Bluelemons111
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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They say one in four people are homosexual, which is weird because I have three best friends, all guys. Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.

I hope It's Paul. He's cute.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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I asked what LGBTQ meant..

I couldn’t get a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/Ustydud
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Weird flex but oh gay
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👤︎ u/LivingMemeL0rd69
📅︎ May 02 2019
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I didn't know test tubes were this colourful.
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👤︎ u/dz959
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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I want to open up an ophthalmologist office for homosexuals. I’ll call it, “The Gaze”
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👤︎ u/Dancer9d9
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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I went to a pride parade today.
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👤︎ u/whatsyourassword
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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A man introduced himself by saying "I'm gay"

I thought it was a queer way to say hello

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👤︎ u/Swaggerkid_2005
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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I got my daughter so good today I stunned her into silence

My daughter comes home from school and plops down in the chair in front of me hands in her hair

Daughter: My Homework is SOO gay

Me: I'm glad to hear that it's LGTBY friendly

She gives me a blank stare with a few blinks for about 10 seconds

Daughter: What!? Dad.. NO! It's not that! I mean it's... Just... no!

Me: Oh! so it's happy then! I'm glad your homework had a great day at school!

My daughter exhales sharply

Daughter: Sure dad, it's Happiest homework ever!

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👤︎ u/obievil
📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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Dad joked while cleaning out the basement:

My brother and I were helping my dad clean out the basement when my brother found an interesting extension cord.

Brother: "Hey, this extension cord has two male ends!" Dad: "Huh, well that's queer."

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👤︎ u/SalivatingMoron
📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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