Itβs an LGBT Queue
Butt willy?
At the end of the day, its night
Super Smash Bros.
Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...
Homogeneous
A nut collector
He wouldnβt give me a straight answer.
butt fuck it
Me: clenches fist
Wife: donβt you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, Iβm dad.
Itβs where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
A Mandate :3
A man-date mandate
Because they all came out of closets.
Because he worked 9 hours straight.
A penal colony
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "Iβve seen it a few times but no doubt many people havenβt. No reason a good joke canβt be posted bc someoneβs posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
Flambuoyant
One Of Them Is Straight!
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
A Mannequin.
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of βask your motherβ.
A jolly rancher
Peeko-da-guyo
Mega-sore-ass
hayyy
Lobotomy
Cans
Mum: looks at dad
Dad: clenches fist and sweats
Mum: No, don-
Dad: HI GAY I'M DAD
They can't keep a straight face
Guess it was Progressive.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Butt fuck it.
