Gay Puns

It’s an LGBT Queue

Butt willy?

At the end of the day, its night

Super Smash Bros.

Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...

Haaaayyyyy

Homogeneous

A nut collector

He wouldn’t give me a straight answer.

butt fuck it

Me: clenches fist

Wife: don’t you dare

Me: face turns red

Wife: ........

Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.

It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways

A Mandate :3

A man-date mandate

Because they all came out of closets.

Because he worked 9 hours straight.

A penal colony

You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."

Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.

Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.

Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."

Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)

Flambuoyant

One Of Them Is Straight!

So I could have twice as many dad jokes.

A Mannequin.

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.

A jolly rancher

Peeko-da-guyo

Mega-sore-ass

hayyy

Lobotomy

Cans

Mum: looks at dad

Dad: clenches fist and sweats

Mum: No, don-

Dad: HI GAY I'M DAD

They can't keep a straight face

Guess it was Progressive.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Butt fuck it.