LGBT Puns

A list of puns related to "LGBT"

LGBT puns are great
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👤︎ u/that-girlbin-ur-clas
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why are lgbt people good at fashion?

They usually spend a long time in the closet.

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👤︎ u/onyeon125
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Transcription of a message pic, seen on r/lgbt

Mom: Can you come out?

Kid: Yeah, gimme a minute.

Kid: Mom, I'm gay.

Mom: I know that silly, come out to the car.

Kid: Car, I'm gay.

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👤︎ u/EmmaLately
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Every time I ask what LGBT is

I can never get a straight answer

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👤︎ u/HIPHEN12YT
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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What type of laws do the LGBT community use?

Bylaws

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👤︎ u/GreyFox-RUH
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What’s up with LGBT activists

Man, they can never get straight to the point.

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👤︎ u/Zer0ifi
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Good to see members of the lgbt community out and about
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👤︎ u/FerioFirmus
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.

This is disconcerting news.

But seriously:

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👤︎ u/FullNoodleFrontity
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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What do you call a plane flown by someone who is LGBT?

A bi-plane.

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👤︎ u/Amiel1124
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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How does the LGBT community bid farewell?

Bi!

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👤︎ u/forkingbread
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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LGBT stands for

Let's Get down to Business To defeat the Huns

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👤︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
📅︎ Oct 14 2017
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whenever i ask someone what is LGBT

i never get a straight answer

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👤︎ u/madscientix
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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I keep asking what LGBT stands for

But I never get a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/DBones90
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I keep asking what does LGBT mean

I can’t even get a straight answer

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👤︎ u/paoerfuuul
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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I keep asking what LGBT+ stands for,

but no one will give me a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/Avartes
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Whenever I ask a person what LGBT means, I can never a straight answer
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👤︎ u/Grognak_TheDestroyer
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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I can’t ever ask someone what lgbt stands for

I never get a straight answer

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👤︎ u/Kingoctopus800
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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When I ask what LGBT means,I never get a straight answer.
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👤︎ u/noneoftheless
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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