Did he ever say no homo?
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👤︎ u/Joshiebear
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What do you call a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

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No homo but I got a crush on u
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Three homos make a homosome

You don't have to feel Down

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👤︎ u/El_Geygey
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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If a business segregated people by sexual orientation, there would inevitably be a homo-side there.
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👤︎ u/lonelocust
📅︎ Jun 17 2015
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I need a collection of these
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why do you never see any homeless gay people?

No homo

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👤︎ u/Gasyournan
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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Puns
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📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I ended my call to my friend saying "I hope you come naked!"...

Clearly taken back, he said, "WHAT DID YOU SAY??"

I replied "I said 'I hope you can make it'"

Real talk, I do this all the time. What are some other similar phrases I can say to people!? :D

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👤︎ u/mxracer888
📅︎ Nov 30 2016
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John was gay and he killed his partner. What was he charged with?

Culpable Homo-cide.

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👤︎ u/vtshll
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Guys wanna see a chiseled Washington?
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So a man walks into a monkey brothel in Indonesia

and says "No Homo"

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I dunno man, Mt. Rushmores kinda gay

I mean 4 guys, rock hard, and no one said no homo

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What do you call a gay milk man?

Dairy Queen.

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What is a gay person's favorite kind of furniture?

A homo-sectional.

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My little brother pulled this one at the grocery store...

As we were checking out this conversation occurred.

Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?

Little brother: no, keep it in the jug please.

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👤︎ u/Maplerzega
📅︎ May 12 2016
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Why do humans cry so much?

Because they are homo sappyens

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📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you say when the whole human race goes extinct?

No homo.

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I have a love-hate relationship with my rival of the same sex

No homo-cide, though.

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What do you call a brilliant and gay chemist?

A Homo-Genius Mixture

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👤︎ u/divad31
📅︎ Nov 30 2014
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A trip to the zoo...

A few years ago, my dad decided to take my younger sister, my girlfriend and me to the Philadelphia Zoo. We were just walking in among a crowd of people and my dad noticed there were some construction workers on a roof of one of the buildings in the zoo. Almost immediately, he pointed up to them and said, very loudly, "Hey look! There's a flock of Homo sapiens!" All of the kids and some of the adults in the surrounding area quickly looked up. I even heard one kid ask his mom what a Homo sapien was. My pops was pretty proud of himself for that one.

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👤︎ u/jturch
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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What do you call a homo police dog?

A Gay-9

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