Merry Puns

A list of puns related to "Merry"

Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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👤︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
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👤︎ u/That_Guy2847
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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To all you fathers, Merry Christmas and...

Feliz Navi Dad Joke!

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👤︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Merry Christmas youtu.be/FqxDhcBNS4I
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👤︎ u/Finger-Printer-Jam
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Random And Merry(RAM)
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👤︎ u/Savings_Cattle
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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I told my wife I dreamt I was a merry-go-round.

She told me to stop running in circles.

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👤︎ u/MsMash29
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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A Pun I Made In 5 Minutes On MS Paint... Merry Christmas!
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👤︎ u/KLMkid10
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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Merry Christmas
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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Got banned from r/aww this morning because of a bad pun. Merry Christmas!
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👤︎ u/AaronDidntMessUp
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sorry, I suffer from premature celebration.

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👤︎ u/ragnaroky
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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👤︎ u/fragglet
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Merry Christmas in Spanish
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👤︎ u/Hawknite
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Merry Christmas, you dirty pun lovers! imgur.com/7rkwn2j
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👤︎ u/Sometimes_Sketches
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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A-merry-ca 'ristmas, reddit

from all of US!

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👤︎ u/RomanSheep
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Inside I wrote "Half your elf a very merry Christmas"
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👤︎ u/TheZenPsychopath
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Merry Christmas?
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👤︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
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My brother spun me so fast on the merry-go-round I got too dizzy to return the favour

#FirstWhirledProblems

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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How do you say "Merry Christmas" to your blankets?

Fleece Navidad

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👤︎ u/ULBrassGuy
📅︎ Dec 13 2017
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Merry Christmas!
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👤︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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Since it’s December 23rd I want to wish you all merry Christmas Adam!
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👤︎ u/tommytnuts
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Merry and Pippin's journey wasn't all that easy...

...I heard they had a hard time making ents meet

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👤︎ u/spoon_of_doom
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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Merry Christmas, Reddit. Here is a terrible pun.

Why did F get coal for Christmas? Because it was not E.

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👤︎ u/The_Archagent
📅︎ Dec 25 2012
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What's the merry-go-round's workout of choice?

Spin Class.

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👤︎ u/2076baseballbat
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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My dad is such a dad. Merry late Christmas.

He addresses everything like this.

http://imgur.com/CctsFMz

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👤︎ u/Bake0rDie
📅︎ Dec 29 2016
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Merry Christmas! imgur.com/fqY6hta
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👤︎ u/Streaplerz
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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A very... merry? Christmas pun thread reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…
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👤︎ u/Im_an_Owl
📅︎ Dec 13 2012
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My friend said he wasn't feeling very merry this season...

So I asked him if he was feeling joseph.

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👤︎ u/LDM312
📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"

His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.

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👤︎ u/madprofessor8
📅︎ Dec 28 2014
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Merry Christmas Adam

Because Adam came before Eve.

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👤︎ u/pittsburgh635
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Merry Christmas Adam!!

You know, because Adam came before Eve.

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👤︎ u/tomjim04
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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Merry Christmas Adam everybody!

The day before Christmas Eve.

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👤︎ u/malarson
📅︎ Dec 23 2015
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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all who on this day will hear or utter "It's a box!"

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👤︎ u/average_gilbert
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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Merry Christmas Adam!

(Adam came before Eve)

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👤︎ u/uphigh_downlow
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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