flower puns can be so cheerful imgur.com/gallery/F4M2M1L
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmorgenstern
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Who is the most cheerful vampire?

Count Chocular

(credit: UK writer Dan Whitehead)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrankCobretti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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We all need a Riesling to be cheerful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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In birdsong, every cheerful chirp'll

provide a way to rhyme with purple.

If you're clumsy, and a door inj-

ures you, that rhymes with orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

i know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Cheers to that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamsidhu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.

β€œYou will have your cake and eat it too.”

PS: this is the best gift I can get today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Cheers!πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Cheer up Sleepy Jeanne!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one

She was mad, β€œWhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngbruce23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I don’t drink anymore

I also don’t drink any less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloe-UwU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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β€œFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”

β€œCOVID19 DAY20

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.

It's a place where everyone knows your name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!

Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient....

he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Cheers πŸ₯‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokoblazin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My wife’s dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...

She was furious. β€œWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?” she said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.

Australians usually boo-meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bu11et_farmer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Cheers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martijngamer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Did you see that Cheers reunion special on TV??

It was Danson with the stars!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"

"You have perfect eyesight"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.

Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?

Gram positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...

... I was often down in the dumps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!

Mom : Who, Ray?

Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnySideUp145
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Like it or hate it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.

He's an anti-depress ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emayezing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying, β€œCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elephants_Foot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse

I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropanddash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My friend keeps saying β€œcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My best friend keeps telling me to β€œcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonsnaba
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