What do you say when cheering on someone from the Balkan?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
My someday sister-in-law is getting hand surgery tomorrow, and is looking for some cheering up. Looking to add to my pun repertoire!
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︎ Jul 02 2017
FiancΓ©e was distraught about killing a duck... tried cheering her up with a dad joke.
So my fiancΓ©e came home from work earlier this week, clearly upset. I asked what was wrong and she went on to tell me about how she accidentally ran over a duck.
In an attempt to comfort her, my compassionate and empathetic self responds with, "well I guess it's safe to say the duck suffered from a quacked skull huh?"
She was not amused.
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︎ Aug 23 2014
Wine makers could probably use some cheering up
You know, from all depressing.
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︎ Nov 10 2016
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Apr 16 2021
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Who looks at the ceiling and cheers?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Cheers to that
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︎ Jul 01 2020
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.
There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him.
On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink.
Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting βDrink, Drink!β
His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again βDrink, Drinkβ
He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldnβt believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said βHe should have quit while he was a headβ
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Itβs my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
βYou will have your cake and eat it too.β
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Cheers!π₯π₯
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Cheer up Sleepy Jeanne!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one
She was mad, βWhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??β
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︎ Aug 13 2020
βFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the communityβ
βCOVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Iβll let you knowβ
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...
I told him to grow a pear.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.
It's a place where everyone knows your name.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Cheers π₯
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︎ Feb 09 2020
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︎ May 08 2020
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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︎ Apr 25 2017
My wifeβs dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...
She was furious. βWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?β she said.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Cheers
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I donβt drink anymore
I also donβt drink any less
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︎ Jan 12 2021
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
The World's Greatest Pun
A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"
"You have perfect eyesight"
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Did you see that Cheers reunion special on TV??
It was Danson with the stars!
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︎ Mar 25 2020
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient....
he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!
Mom : Who, Ray?
Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen
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︎ Dec 07 2020
When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...
took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.
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︎ Jan 12 2016
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My friend keeps saying, βCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ May 21 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Apr 19 2017
I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.
Australians usually boo-meringue.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
My friend keeps saying βcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of waterβ
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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