The results pretty much speak for themselves...
Iβm working hard to ensure we synco the mayo around here today.
But he butchered it.
Hardest day of my life.
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke itβs leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookiesβ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakeryβs reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
The name of the page we're creating is recast.ly => Rick Astley.
He will be rolling in his grave.
A lot more people will be saying they have friends in high places.
Was told I may have connectivity issues
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Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.
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Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.
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That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.
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One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together
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Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
Because you know I wonβt smoke up all the profits.
Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. π
My parents, girlfriend and I were walking around exploring one of the neighbouring islands when we saw a sign that said "youth recreational grounds" on it, but was just a field full of goats.
My dad exclaims "pretty sure these aren't the youths that the council had in mind"
And I retort "either way, I hear it's a great place to bring your kids"
...Cue groans
My dad is a recreational pilot. His airplane takes up a lot of his free time (fixing, tinkering, sometimes even flying). When he first got it he wanted to name it "The Family" so that when his coworkers asked about his weekend they would think he was a real family man when he "spent the whole weekend with The Family".
