Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Aw this a while back and thought I’d recreate it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/voodooking4400
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Called my Mexican friend today and asked her all about her homemade aioli recipe, which I just tried to recreate exactly.

I’m working hard to ensure we synco the mayo around here today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nabuhabu
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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A friend of mine tried to recreate an ancient inca cattle sacrifice.

But he butchered it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electropickle_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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I overdosed on Viagra once....

Hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBMV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food

Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler

Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska

Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate

Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars

Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A flagged pun [humble recreation]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koJJ1414
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I'm currently attending a coding bootcamp and our current sprint is recreating a youtube client with reactJS...

The name of the page we're creating is => Rick Astley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glitchsbrew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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With the legalization of recreational marijuana in Canada...

A lot more people will be saying they have friends in high places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totemz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Got sick and typed my symptoms into WebMD

Was told I may have connectivity issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/instig8or-az
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
  1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

  2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

  3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

  4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

  5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.

The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.

Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.

It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techKnowGeek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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You know why you should be my partner in the marijuana businesses?

Because you know I won’t smoke up all the profits.

Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchyRs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Had a cracking joke from recent family holiday to Grenada

My parents, girlfriend and I were walking around exploring one of the neighbouring islands when we saw a sign that said "youth recreational grounds" on it, but was just a field full of goats.

My dad exclaims "pretty sure these aren't the youths that the council had in mind"

And I retort "either way, I hear it's a great place to bring your kids"

...Cue groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WallytheWarlock
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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My dad's airplane

My dad is a recreational pilot. His airplane takes up a lot of his free time (fixing, tinkering, sometimes even flying). When he first got it he wanted to name it "The Family" so that when his coworkers asked about his weekend they would think he was a real family man when he "spent the whole weekend with The Family".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duncxan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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