'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
Let's see what you can doe...
It was terribull
We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.
Reddit, how can we improve these?
Moose - I find you amoosing.
Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.
Owl - Owl always love you.
Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.
Skunk - I stink you're sweet!
Bunny - Everybunny loves you!
Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?
Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.
Wolf - Wolf you marry me?
Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!
Turtle - You're turtley amazing.
Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.
Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.
Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!
Raven - Can't stop raven about you.
Turkey - I could just gobble you up!
Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.
Deer - I love you deerly!
Goose - You give me goose bumps.
Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.
Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
A zebra
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Boa constructor
Sealion
Dogs have it pretty ruff.
Buck
In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."
I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.
they popped out of nowhere and say "buwu" in your face.
An emulator
You could say that Iβm a big cat person.
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
monkey, but I was lion
State-of-the-Ark technology
It was great. Sheβs a keeper.
The escapegoat.
My thoughts are with his family.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Never mind, I'm just horsing around...
Frogs, they eat Fly for breakfast.
A hamster.
Boa constructor
It was a Shitzu.
