How do pirates resuscitate people?

By using C.P.Arrrrrrrr!!!

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📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Lazing in bed and wife suddenly pushes on my chest like she's trying to resuscitate me while making a "hrrn" noise each time.

Me: Whoah, what gives?

Her: I have a pressing matter to discuss.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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Insect rescue

Recently a moth flew into our sliding glass door and fell to the ground. It must have been stunned and barely conscious. Luckily, I was able to revive it using mouth to moth resuscitation!

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📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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So a mouse rescues another mouse from drowning, and finds him unconscious

What does he do to help him? Mouse to mouse resuscitation.

My dad hit me with this one during lunch. I couldn't even.

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👤︎ u/Petroesjka
📅︎ Mar 01 2015
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He cracked up at this one.

Me: My phone died.

Dad: Have you tried CPR: Cell Phone Resuscitation?

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👤︎ u/Jatgoggin
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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