Pacify Puns

It was a nursery crime.

I responded: "to pacifier."

I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot

A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers

I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly

Any other ideas would be appreciated

She is always refusing to take a nap

And resisting a rest

Little one is furiously violating her pacifier when the lady says, “I suppose it’s time for a feeding.”

Hand on the pacifier, I looked up and replied, “Shall I uncork the whine?”

An unwavering stare was my only reward.