Shouldn't the sequel to "A Quiet Place" be called
I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet."
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
What did the quiet wig say to another wig?
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event?
Grandpa went quiet after seeing my daughter for the first time
I asked him if he’s okay. He said, “Yeah, I’m great!”
How does an astronaut quiet a crying baby?
Why were the astronauts quiet ?
Sorry I've been so quiet here today. I've been keeping a close eye on the local news. Apparently there's a lad going around stabbing people with knitting needles.
Police say he may be following a pattern.
What did the quiet shoe say to the chatty, obnoxious shoe?
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
You have to be very quiet at a pharmacy.
Otherwise, you'll wake up the sleeping pills.
Why are snakes so quiet when sucking on a cough drop?
Because of the anti-HISS-tamine
To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
It’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for
Thor has been really quiet through quarantine. I think he’s staying with his brother.
Flat earthers have been quiet recently.
An old woman goes to see the doctor. "I'm very gassy, but fortunately my farts are quiet and don't smell. In fact, I've farted three times since you came in, but know you haven't noticed at all."
The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.
A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"
The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"
How do you quiet an italian?
How do you get a cow to be quiet?
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear the pins drop!
Just finished reading "All Quiet On The Western Front"
That book is really remarqueable.
Guess she wanted some peas and quiet
Must be a pretty quiet sub
I haven't seen anything since last decade!
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...
teaching crows to be quiet is a lost caws
My wife asked if she could have some peace & quiet while she cooked dinner
I said no problem & took the batteries out of the smoke alarms
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
You thought I was going to say sheepish, didn’t you?
Some German cars are very quiet.
I watched A Quiet Place for the first time
What do you get when you mix dad jokes and the quiet game?
They say Atlas was the quiet, solemn type.
Always acting like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
Handball is a quiet game...
It's like racquetball without the racket.
My wife asked me for some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook...
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket!
All quiet on the western front...
I had a game of quiet tennis today...
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket...
My baby-momma said she wanted to cook dinner in some peace and quiet...
...so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
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