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︎ Dec 26 2020
Coffee is the silent victim in our house...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent....
It goes without saying...
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...
...I think they prefer speaking in future tents
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why are thieves silent?
Because stealing is not aloud
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︎ Jul 19 2020
My investment in silent actors has really paid off lately.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Most people think that the word βQueueβ is just the letter βQβ followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.
They are just waiting their turn.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
The last 4 letters of βqueueβ arenβt silent
Theyβre waiting for their turn
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Sushi my child. Be silent.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
If every letter "t" was silent...
...we'd never hear the end of it.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
Itβs like regular tennis but without the racquet.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
everyoneβs taking about boomers, but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I had a joke about the silent bees
But I doubt you would get it, it's to subtle
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︎ Mar 10 2019
For the office Halloween party this year, Iβm going as a silent Bee.
I am planning to be subtle .
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︎ Sep 06 2019
X-men movies should be shot as silent films in japan...
Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Silent Violin for Sale
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︎ May 21 2019
The p in psoriasis is silent.
Kinda like the p in swimming.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I went to the doctor about my constant, terrible, but silent farts...
The doctor said that he should check my hearing first
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Hey you know those silent stealth helicopters?
No. Haven't heard of those.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
The only thing more cunning than the silent wasp
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Friend was deathly allergic to peanuts so Dad was asking if he was allergic to all type of nuts, hazelnuts, walnuts etc. He went silent...
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︎ Jan 13 2019
What's a silent bee ?
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Which predator is the most silent?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
The double eβs in βbeeβ might actually be silent.
The single e in βbe,β too.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
Why were all the dogwood trees silent?
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︎ Nov 27 2017
Her: I put my phone on silent and now I canβt find it! Me: You should have followed BeyoncΓ© βs advice.
If you want it, you should have put a ring on it.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Thereβs a short, silent video online which gives everyone that watches it Β£10
Itβs the gif that keeps on giving
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Iβm so excited that I got my first acting gig as a mime in a silent movie.
Iβm absolutely speechless.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
My dad told me that back in the day, there was a silent movie parody of Sherlock Holmes called βCoke Ennydayβ.
And I said, βIsnβt that a bit on the nose?β
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︎ Aug 21 2018
I like to sing in the shower, but just the silent parts.
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︎ Mar 27 2018
Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?
"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"
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︎ Jan 31 2017
Did you know a silent film won an Oscar this year?
It was quiet the accomplishment.
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︎ Apr 06 2017
I tried to tell my silent chicken a story, but it didn't care about it
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︎ Mar 11 2017
Got a silent stare from my wife with this one
I grabbed some pulled pork out of the fridge to make a sandwich, and my wife says: "That's disgusting! That pork is over a week old"
I said: "I thought you loved Jurassic Pork"
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︎ Apr 17 2016
'Never' does not have a silent 'k'.
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︎ Jul 20 2016
TIL about the silent P in "bathing suit"
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︎ Aug 03 2015
People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Queue is just one letter followed by four silent letters
They must be waiting for their turn.
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︎ Nov 18 2018
The final four letters in the word βqueueβ arenβt silent...
Theyβre just waiting their turn...
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︎ May 21 2018
If every letter βtβ was silent.. ..
Weβd never hear the end of it.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Letters ueue in Queue are not silent
They are waiting for their turn.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
-ueue isn't silent in queue...
They're just waiting their turn.
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︎ May 20 2019
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