I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent....
It goes without saying...
Why are thieves silent?
Because stealing is not aloud
My investment in silent actors has really paid off lately.
People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
The last 4 letters of “queue” aren’t silent
They’re waiting for their turn
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
Sushi my child. Be silent.
If every letter “t” was silent.. ..
We’d never hear the end of it.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
everyone’s taking about boomers, but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!
I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.
I had a joke about the silent bees
But I doubt you would get it, it's to subtle
For the office Halloween party this year, I’m going as a silent Bee.
I am planning to be subtle .
X-men movies should be shot as silent films in japan...
Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?
The p in psoriasis is silent.
Kinda like the p in swimming.
Hey you know those silent stealth helicopters?
No. Haven't heard of those.
I went to the doctor about my constant, terrible, but silent farts...
The doctor said that he should check my hearing first
The only thing more cunning than the silent wasp
Friend was deathly allergic to peanuts so Dad was asking if he was allergic to all type of nuts, hazelnuts, walnuts etc. He went silent...
The double e’s in “bee” might actually be silent.
The single e in “be,” too.
Her: I put my phone on silent and now I can’t find it! Me: You should have followed Beyoncé ‘s advice.
If you want it, you should have put a ring on it.
Why were all the dogwood trees silent?
There’s a short, silent video online which gives everyone that watches it £10
It’s the gif that keeps on giving
I’m so excited that I got my first acting gig as a mime in a silent movie.
I’m absolutely speechless.
My dad told me that back in the day, there was a silent movie parody of Sherlock Holmes called “Coke Ennyday”.
And I said, “Isn’t that a bit on the nose?”
I like to sing in the shower, but just the silent parts.
Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?
"Bjørn is the king of Israel"
Did you know a silent film won an Oscar this year?
It was quiet the accomplishment.
I tried to tell my silent chicken a story, but it didn't care about it
Got a silent stare from my wife with this one
I grabbed some pulled pork out of the fridge to make a sandwich, and my wife says: "That's disgusting! That pork is over a week old"
I said: "I thought you loved Jurassic Pork"
'Never' does not have a silent 'k'.
TIL about the silent P in "bathing suit"
This one made the car ride silent for a bit
Me-"Hey, look at those birds. You ever notice that when they fly in a V one side is always longer?"
Friend-"Yeah, why is one side of the formation longer?"
Me-"Oh, well, it's because there's more birds on that side..."
Groans all around
My parents were watching silent hill.
"What Movie are you guys watching?"
"Loud Valley"
Most people think that the word “Queue” is just the letter “Q” followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.
They are just waiting their turn.
Queue is just one letter followed by four silent letters
They must be waiting for their turn.
The final four letters in the word “queue” aren’t silent...
They’re just waiting their turn...
If every letter "t" was silent...
...we'd never hear the end of it.
Letters ueue in Queue are not silent
They are waiting for their turn.
-ueue isn't silent in queue...
They're just waiting their turn.
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