What do you call Minecraft on Mute?

Mimecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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First rule of β€œMute Club”

Nobody talks about β€œMute Club”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenex2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Yesterday, I found out I was mute!

I can't tell you how angry this makes me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children

They didn’t even say β€œThank you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenex2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?

Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why does Sean Connery watch Two and a Half Men on mute?

Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HallLAD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My mute wife keeps talking in her sleep.

Damn near poked my eye out last night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.

"I'll never talk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VNPimpinella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My cousin is mute and likes to communicate via embroidery

I guess it's a version of sign language, sew to speak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What did the mute man say to the bartender?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noggawot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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If a mute kid swears.

Does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Mute jokes?

So I’m a partial mute, and have been for nearly six years now, and try to cope with this through humour, so give me some of your best mute jokes!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisLittleMischief
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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There was a mute kid in my restaurant

Nothing to brag but when the food came he was speechless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironfort9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What did the mute baker say?

Muffin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewnanners
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Hear about the mute bicycle mechanic?

Hear about the mute bicycle mechanic?

He picked up a wheel and spoke πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__MrJ__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Nothing says 'I'm a mute'...

Quite like...well, nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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How does a mute horse communicate?

Morse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apugoneappu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Why did the mute mans wife leave him?

They had communication troubles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokey_quoll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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I'm so pissed off I can barely see straight! I had an argument with this fucking mute and you know what he said to me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeshaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Do you want to know what I think of mute people?

It goes without saying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moladan123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Dad and I were watching the movie Mute when we get to the sex scene...

He looked at me and this is what he said:

"He's just trying to make an Amish woman out of her"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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A mute walks into a bar...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WJMack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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What did the mute film critic say to the blind guy?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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If a mute kid swears, does his mom wash his hands off with soap?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiggyGrady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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