Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
I have a joke about a dull pair of scissors ...
But I’m afraid it ain’t gonna cut it.
My lumberjack friend was irate because he had such dull tools to chop trees. So he went to his foreman.
He had an ax to grind.
My daughter asked me why I don't tell any dad jokes. I said they were too dull...
I only tell edgy jokes.
What happened to the dull knife's application
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
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Why should you never use a dull pencil?
It’s pointless
I don’t get the point of using dull knives
I told my son the other day to never write with a dull pencil.
There's no point
People think my daughter's dull coz she loves taking naps...
I think she's in-to-resting.
Dull pencils are so misunderstood...
Nobody ever gets their point.
I don’t know why people sharpen their dull pencils.
I just don’t see the point in it.
Honestly, I hate dull knives.
I don’t see their point, and they just don’t cut it.
Why did the dull pencil have a mid-life crisis?
Because he had no point
I had to cut a bunch of zip ties using a dull pair of scissors
Sadly they weren't cutting it
My wife said we had a really dull pair of scissors.
I told her the scissors just weren’t cutting it.
What did the shiny metal say to the dull metal?
What in tarnation?
This subreddit is just like a dull knife
It doesn't seem to have a point.
I wanted to tell you some quality jokes about a dull pair of scissors.
But, none of them make the cut.
Why Should You Never Write With a Dull Pencil?
It's pointless.
Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
